voice testing and looking for a Sion

[raisedbydogs]

You intend me to put WHERE?

No way! Just no way!! I am not going into a war zone!! Profit? Are you crazy?! I know the difference between suicidal and risky business, and this is suicidal!!

Nezumi is there? And that is supposed to make me wanna go? Oh, great, that cold hearted monster is there and not Sion! No way I am going there!!!! STOP MAKING THAT APPLICATION, I AM NOT GOING!!!!

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[dramaticrat]

Cold hearted monster?
[Raises a eyebrow.]

[raisedbydogs]

I was actually kind considering its you.

[speaksdaggers]

Charming.

[raisedbydogs]

Considering your rotten nature, you probably like that place. [grrr]

[speaksdaggers]

Hardly. I'm not a fan of rotten things.

[raisedbydogs]

In any case, there is no way I am going to that place. Not only it has stupid people fighting each other, but it has you on it.

[speaksdaggers]

You have little choice in the matter, I expect. Pity, I'm hardly singing a lilting tune of joy at the thought of you arriving.

[raisedbydogs]

Yeah, I bet you would. [Actually softening] I am surprised that you are even putting up with this crap. Is your escape skills getting that bad?

[speaksdaggers]

I'm not. Tried getting out, but sadly walking through endless miles of desert is not my idea of a delightful afternoon outing. Aside from that the only way back is a fickle machine that sends people home and then drags them back again as soon as it can.

[He spreads his hands dramatically.]

It's a riotous laugh-a-minute at Death City. I'm sure you can't wait to join us.

[raisedbydogs]

[He would have kept badmouthing Nezumi's escaping skills but, yeah, he really didn't like what he heard]

[Then he brushes it off] Yeah, well, as long as I have my dogs I'll manage. [And guess who wasn't inform that his dogs won't come in the package]

[speaksdaggers]

[Snort.]

Good luck with that. Maybe you'll have one, if you're lucky.

[raisedbydogs]

Why would I just have one?

[speaksdaggers]

Because BREW isn't interested in your dogs.

1/?

[raisedbydogs]

2/?

[raisedbydogs]

[wait...what?]

3/?

[raisedbydogs]

[No way... NO WAY, HE ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT HIS DOGS]

Done

[raisedbydogs]

You stinking rat!! monster!! Heartless vermin!!! YOU'RE LYING!!!

[speaksdaggers]

[Bored of your temper tantrum now.]

What do I have to gain by lying about your mongrels? There are dogs in the city, it's not like more or less is going to impact my will to live.

[He shrugs.]

I only kept a mouse because he happened to be around when BREW took me. [he leans forwards and grins.] Better keep an arm around your dogs. Shame you're not a little bigger, then you might get to keep two of them.

[raisedbydogs]

[Glares] I am not going anywhere without my dogs!

[And yet, the dogs are surrounding Inukashi, and he is sort of keeping a contact into as much dogs as he can]

[speaksdaggers]

[Nezumi can see this, and he is definitely going to smirk at it.]

Neither I nor that fickle machine care.

[raisedbydogs]

If I get there, I hope that you are already in a gutter somewhere. [Fluffy dog coats around him]

[speaksdaggers]

If it stops you whining like a kicked puppy, they have a dog walking job you know.

[raisedbydogs]

... [He was going to call Nezumi names again, but then he stops, intrigued] Dog walking? Do the dogs have leg problems or something?

[speaksdaggers]

No. They just apparently a need a walk. We'd talking domesticated dogs, as in pets, not wild rabid ones like your friends.

[raisedbydogs]

[Oh Nezumi... why do you keep making Inukashi lose his head]

...

[Takes a while to react]

PETS?!!! [Visible shock]

[speaksdaggers]

[Predictable.]

There's no rule against people keeping them, y'know. It's not like they have ceremonial weekly beatings.

[raisedbydogs]

Why would the let themselves be treated like that?! It doesn't make sense...

[speaksdaggers]

Maybe because they like it? You of all people know they don't have to put up with shit if they don't want to. The city itself may be dire, but it seems half the people in it went to the Shion School of Idealism somewhere along the line.

[... Does he really need to say anything else?]

[raisedbydogs]

[Nope, it makes sense when Nezumi mentions Sion] [even if it still bothers Inukashi]

Well I am not a dog walker! [Taking a job like that would be like agreeing with the concept!]

[speaksdaggers]

Then good luck finding dogs to spend time with. I haven't seen a stray since I arrived.