She cannot 8e tamed.

[spacevixen]

Though I'm fairly certain you meant the original sentiment as some sort of joke, I do really think that many games could 8enefit from an exposition service. Not only would it help explain plot points that are easily overlooked in lieu of side quests with little to no real game relevance, 8ut it could easily 8e a great assest to aid in personal character development.
I'm not sure exactly what a "Morgan Freeman" position is, 8ut I'm getting an inkling that it's a compliment.
This might also 8e a way for me to cover my losses in the crippling de8t I've created for myself in the last incarnation of my exposition 8ooth.
I, for one, am sold on the idea!

Comments

[tyrians]

windfang!!!!
are you lookin for a game to chill in
it sounds like it

[speakveryclearly]

Youve Been Approached By Exsiliums Thief Of Life
And Id Have To Say I Agree With Her
That Game Needs A Good Expositrix More Than Any Other
Ive Taken Up Sylphine Services Myself For The Flood Of New Members
None Of Whom Pay The Slightest Heed To The Initial Exposition
Its Exhausting

[spacevixen]

That is one interpretation, yes.
8ut there is no one game that could use my services. Frankly, there might 8e too many for me to keep track of at once! 8ut that is a challenge I'm willing to take on.

[tyrians]

oh my cod just pick one
preferably one that im in so im not fuckin alone in dem shit holes

[spacevixen]

I see!
Would it 8e fair to assume the plot to 8e one of many twists and turns, perhaps with unforeseen surprises right at the climax just as the protagonist feels as if they have a grasp on things?

[spacevixen]

Are you insinuating that you're in need of companionship?
That's a far cry from your previous self-imposed isolation. I'm glad to hear it!

[tyrians]

arrrgh
dont look too far into it serket
but bein with a bunch of wrigglers and aint NOMOBY B-E KNOWIN W)(O YOU AR-E
plus dem bein stupid as fuck yo
betta you than any of the otter fuckin loser fronds we got

[spacevixen]

Maryam's descendant seems to 8e of relatively sound mind in comparison to most of our compatriots, 8ut I understand what you mean.
"Slim pickings" is the phrase, isn't it?
8ut if that's how you reely feel, then perhaps it's worth looking into.
Somehow I find it hard to 8elieve that you haven't found a way to entertain yourself, however.

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[tyrians]

reely!!!
reely reely reely reely!!!
38D
eelmao you thought i wouldnt see it but i did!!

[tyrians]

and of course i found ways to keep myshell busy
i got myshell an army yo
and its fuckin prawnsome

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[spacevixen]

I was not intending to hide anything from you or say that in the first place!!!!!!!!
It was a slip of the tongue.
Just making that perfectly clear!

[spacevixen]

Is this an actual army or similar to the one you were procuring in the afterlife?

[tyrians]

yea S)(OR-E serket i TOT-ES bereef you
38)
and its a real army!!!
i got way more scrubs in my army this time
and were fuckin bass ass and were gonna take down all those otter shitty armies that think they can get up in my bizz
i totes even got mitunafishs dancestor as my first mate

[spacevixen]

Well, that certainly sounds like an improvement!
What exactly are you fighting in this alternate universe?

[caligulas_aquarium]

(pst)
(hey)
(she dont got no army to speak of wwhatsoevver)
(just stole the idea off a me)
(so you knoww)

[tyrians]

the government
were TAKIN T)(-EM T)(-E FUCK DOWN
38)

[tyrians]

GTFO

[spacevixen]

I do find that to 8e a little suspect as our existence predates yours to several millions upon millions of sweeps........
8ut to your credit it isn't the first time someone has tried to rally up a re8el army.

[caligulas_aquarium]

ONE person does not an army make jackass

[speakveryclearly]

I Dont Think We Really Have A Protagonist

[spacevixen]

And what are they doing that you disagree with?
Other than simply existing, of course.

[tyrians]

somefin aboat oppressin and krillin homies
kinda like what my sexy alt self does
cept it aint her so its not ok

[caligulas_aquarium]

im talkin in regards to that game shes in
i brought up the idea an right thereafter shes posin the vvery same idea to evveryone in some attempt to one up me
didnt evven havve no sort a goal in mind an exactly wwhy her so called army makes up ONE WWHOLE PERSON exludin herself
just so you got the story straight is all

[tyrians]

i got WAY more than one person btw
ps
nomoby cares what you have to say so CLAMSCRAY

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah fine im done talkin to you anywway
but me an your blueblooded pal ovver here are havvin a chat a sorts so i aint leavvin altogether just yet