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[sassiopath]

I would just like to say I think it is a brilliant idea for me to become principal at Beacon Hills High School. I would make a wonderful leader and molder of young minds.

Not to mention making it so much easier to make Stiles' Christmas present happen.

Comments

[sarcasticdefence]

If this happens, I'm going into home schooling.

[sassiopath]

You should do that. Wouldn't want you bothering Lydia in class.

[sarcasticdefence]

Hey, screw you, buddy, I get straight A's without bothering anyone!

[sassiopath]

I didn't say it was for her intelligence, now did I?

[sarcasticdefence]

If she needs protecting from anyone, it's not me. I am a perfect gentleman with her!

[sassiopath]

Oh, I'm aware you are. Why do you think she comes to me?

[sarcasticdefence]

She doesn't.

[sassiopath]

You do know saying something doesn't make it true, right?

[sarcasticdefence]

No, it being true is what makes is true.

[sassiopath]

Do keep lying to yourself. It'll be okay.

[garou]

No!

[sassiopath]

I don't recall you having a say in this.

[better]

You are grounded.

[sassiopath]

Really?

Wait, are you just playing so I can be a bad boy?

[better]

Nope. You just seem to need a time-out.

[sassiopath]

Woman enough to put me in one?

[better]

I could get you a nice chair in the corner.

[sassiopath]

I'm sure you think you could. It's cute.

[better]

I'd make sure the wall doesn't have a pattern for you to count.

[sassiopath]

You do know that eventually, cute wears thing.

[better]

I thought we were just having fun.

[sassiopath]

You're playing in the big leagues now, Kitten. You say you can do something, you better be able to back it up.

[better]

Ooh, I just got myself an ironic pet name.

[sassiopath]

I haven't bought the collar. Yet.

[better]

You know, last we talked it was harnesses.