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Dug ([personal profile] underyourporch) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-11-09 09:50 pm
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Homeless in terms of game, not heart

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I am here and I am so excited to be here with you! My master said that you would take good care of me for now, but I'm not sure what he meant when he shook his cane at you and told you to get off of his lawn. You weren't on his lawn!
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treadingdawn: (Cas - over the shoulder)

[personal profile] treadingdawn 2012-11-10 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Talking Dog, are you lost?
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
No! I am not lost, I am on an adventure! My master and my boy like to go on adventures a lot and I like to go with them, but they're not here right now so I am on an adventure by myself! Which is kind of sad, because I love them very much, but this mun-lady here says that she will take care of me until I see them again!
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[personal profile] treadingdawn 2012-11-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I see, perhaps I can be of some help. I am adventurer too. I have no boy and only one master...but I do have a horse.
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
A horse? I have not seen a horse before, are they like birds? We have a bird too, her name is Kevin and she is very nice, only Master says that she isn't really ours even if we see her a lot.
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[personal profile] mordredeschain 2012-11-10 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
. . . that is how a dog would think, 'tis true. Not that I've ever met one mine own self, but I know people who have all too often.
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm a dog, and now you've met me! It's really sad that you haven't met any other dogs before now, because dogs are really awesome people that I like a lot, unless they're like Alpha, who was really just mean a lot, and he made me wear the Cone of Shame, and I did not like the Cone of Shame.
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[personal profile] mordredeschain 2012-11-10 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Never have I heard such a needlessly run-on sentence, sai. But you amuse well enough, I suppose.
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
My name is not Sai, my name is Dug, and I think that I like you even though I just met you now. I think that it is good if I-

SQUIRREL!
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[personal profile] mordredeschain 2012-11-10 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
'Sai' is but my way o' saying 'mister,' sai Dug.

Is it a tasty squirrel?
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He's still staring off into the distance for a few more seconds, and then he's relaxed and looking back.]

I do not know! I have not caught one in a very long time, but I like squirrels because they are very tasty, but the ones in the forest are tastier than the ones in the city even if the ones in the city are bigger and fatter.
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[personal profile] mordredeschain 2012-11-10 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
There were no squirrels, where I come from.
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No squirrels at all? That is a very sad thing! I am sad that you did not have any squirrels, because they are very fun to chase.
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[personal profile] mordredeschain 2012-11-10 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But I am here and can chase them now.

*And he

(changes, do ya kennit? Changes in a flash of Red, and o! Discordia)

*is running on eight thin legs, hungry now but with hope of feeding soon.*
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[personal profile] weddingcrasher 2012-11-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Are you some kinda robot?
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
No! I am a dog! My name is Dug, and my old master made me this collar so that I can talk to humans and they can understand me!
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[personal profile] weddingcrasher 2012-11-10 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, OK! I guess that makes sense!
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What is your name? I like your smell.
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[personal profile] weddingcrasher 2012-11-11 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Giggle] My name's Nena Trinity! And thanks!

[She holds out her hand for him to shake with his paw.]
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[personal profile] protectivewolf 2012-11-10 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...Do all animals here talk?

M-21's had enough with interacting with them (especially since that cat knew more about him instantly than he ever wanted a total stranger to know) so he's walking away before the dog can see him.

If Dug does see him and catches up to him or the wind changes, M-21's scent is...different. He'll smell mostly human, but also not, as well as having an overlay of canine for some reason.]
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately, Dug is...not exactly the most perceptive of dogs, no matter what he might claim, and thus he is utterly oblivious to M-21's presence. Sorry!]
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[personal profile] my_own_path 2012-11-10 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what a lawn is, but hello! I'm Missile!
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[personal profile] underyourporch 2012-11-10 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Missile, I am Dug! And a lawn is a very nice place full of grass where it is fun to run around and play fetch with a ball. It does not have lots of trees in it, but that just means that you can run and run and note worry about running into anything! Until you get to the edge of the lawn, and then you have to be careful.
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