Mun gets invested in terrible AU (spoilers probably????)

[hallmonotor]

Mundane-san, I don't know why you're making me out to be so horrible.... I just wanted to make sure that the rule-breakers in our class were brought to justice...

You don't understand me at all... Didn't I do a good job?

Comments

[kuromaku]

Haaaaaah?! What is this bullshit? Are you fuccen making fun of me? Well are you?

Oh no a showdown of psychopaths

[hallmonotor]

Of course not, Enoshima-san! I am being entirely serious. But that's funny, I could have sworn I'd killed you long ago.

you know you want it

[kuromaku]

Are you trying to induce despair in me? Your poor attempts at it are not a worthy offering. Be gone with you, sirrah.

[rottenwoman]

Geeheehaahaa! What's with new get up, Ishi-kun?!

[hallmonotor]

Aaaah!? Have I been sent to the afterlife? What's with all of you fucking dead bastards showing your faces?

[rottenwoman]

Dead bastard?! You're the dead bastard! I should cut up those ugly clothes of yours for saying that!!

AUverse i guess since this account has icons

[fibs]

You...

[HEY...REMEMBER ME, FUCKER?]

yes good

[hallmonotor]

Celes-san, you shouldn't make such an angry face, it doesn't suit you.

[fibs]

You know exactly why I am angry at you.

[crazydiamonds]

I... Ishimaru? Aniki, is that you?

[hallmonotor]

There's no need to look so surprised, Oowada-kun. Or rather, should I call you "brother"?

[crazydiamonds]

W... what the hell is going on with you?! What's with that fuckin' change in uniform?!

yolo

[gangedup]

.... Wh—

[ GOD HE WAS TRYING TO FORGET THAT WHOLE AWFUL THING. ]

How the fuck're you still alive?

[hallmonotor]

[NEVER FORGET, MONOBEAR 2016]

Oh, what a face, Oowada-kun! Does my very existence make you despair? Does it bring back all your memories of the events that occurred inside the walls of Hopes Peak Academy?

[gangedup]

T- tch— That ain't your business.

im so sorry omfg

[overpricedmisfortune]

Hey Ishimaru-chi, what's up with the change of outfit? I thought you were too caught up in rules and busting troublemakers for something like that?

[HE'S SO FUNNY........]

it's ok Ishimaru will jump right to the chase just for him.

[hallmonotor]

Upupupupu you're slow as always, aren't you, Hagakure-kun? I assure you punishing troublemakers is of my utmost concern. Starting with all you bastards.

omg. also 1/?

[overpricedmisfortune]

Hilarious, but I'm not slow!

[wait a second.]

ill just. tell oyu when im done.

[overpricedmisfortune]

[HE HAS DA BEAR.]

[overpricedmisfortune]

Hahaha, you must be playing tricks on me with that outfit, 'right. You know, that's a perfect impression!

It's almost uncanny how perfect it is!

ok done.

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Pause...]

... That is an impression, 'right?

/late

[forgetbeam]

What... What?! Are you the one behind everything, then?

[That can't be... this guy looks and sounds just like him...]

never to late for dumb baby

[hallmonotor]

Aaah? You have the same appearance as me but you don't have any idea what's going on? That means you can't be Mukuro-oniisan, so who the hell does that make you? Are you supposed to be me from some shitty alternate universe??

[ISHIMARU PLS.]

/SHSL mans up

[wrongtalented]

Are rule-breakers really what you're worried about right now?

[Man why are you so high-strung what is this?]

rubs hands together

[hallmonotor]

When they're as bad as you, of course I am, Kuwata-kun.

[BEING HIGH STRUNG IS THE LEAST OF HIS ISSUES RN.]