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re: let them all eat cake & game considerations

A game? Are you kidding dear mun?

What will happen to Louis? What about my clothing and my servants? Besides a game sounds boring, regardless of what it is. Unless I get to see him.

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You may find, dear lady, that they rarely kid in a way that would be enjoyable for us.

( she eyes him a bit before responding with a slightly forced smile. )

So you must have dealt with this before?

[Vlad has given enough forced smiles in his day (and there have been centuries of them) to recognize one when he sees it. He has no idea why it's forced or if he said something "wrong," so he opts to smile like a man faced with a beautiful woman should without seeming lascivious about it.]

I have been dealing with my mundane for almost two years at this point, yes.

( that's just the way she is. when she doesn't find a man attractive she distances herself from them just so rumors won't go flying. )

That is a long time...I've barely met mine. How do you handle?

[Good thing Vlad picked England.]

Handle what, exactly? Her, or being forced into games or memes or interactions with those I would rather never see again?

Why not both? Tell me.

( clearly she's bored. )

It is simply another change in life. Were I unable to step up to the challenge of finding methods to handle any tossed my way, I would be more angry with myself than anyone else.

It has to do with determination and a firm sense of self as well as an unbending will. In my experience, of course. Everyone will have their differences with it all.

( she's an immature girl. wut? )

Ah I see. I just don't want to go anywhere outside of Versailles.

[She is the Hello Kitty enthusiast of her time, perhaps?]

Versailles. The palace near Paris? I have not had the pleasure of visiting France myself. Is it as beautiful as they say it is?

( not only hello kitty but the kawaii of her era. )

It's alright.

( it could be fancier ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ )

Ah. Perhaps it is not as grand as they would lead you to believe through the written word? [Oh wait, was that around back then? Whatever, the printing press is a great thing.] I have seen many palaces back in my own lands, of course, but I have always heard it told that Versailles is nothing short of a marvel to behold.

[He will see it one day and probably agree. France, look out! (｡･｀ω´･｡)]

Whoever wrote that lied. You shouldn't let writers lie to you.

( catch that reference beloved bjork fan. )

he's over 400 years old, babe, he's seen the best of the best

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has he seen the kinkiest tho?

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dude used to impale thousands of people on his lawn for funsies. i think he's seen it all.

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that is hwat

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NEW!!! information leads ~scholars to think he had a harelip. the hottest ever, vlad the impaler

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oh mr. vlad you make ovaries go ka-boom

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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpp4dwRVm51qclt3z.gif just like that

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oh my god. free no more babies operation

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HE IS A PRINCE OF THE PEOPLE (not really, he was quite horrible to a good chunk of them)

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that's still hwat

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well, gary oldman...

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licks lips I wonder what Marie's blood would taste like to him

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everyone is different bb i'd have to watch the movie again to make a ~full analysis

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;)

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guess that's what i'll be doing tomorrow, huh? 8)

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you should ;))

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i think i will!

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my fav song pops up during the sex scene

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i've only seen it once so i don't remember. what is it? :o

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Kings Of The Wild Frontier also woooooot

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omg that's amazing

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like the song too?

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i had to look it up because my first thought was davey crockett, but it's a fun number, yes!

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haha the movie uses only 80's music and some classical. very bold.

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and those costumes...

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I love some of the clothing but that scene where the shoes pop up and there are all star shoes lol

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you might say star shoes are...out of this world. BADUM TISH

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctun7znwo1qa96tgo1_500.jpg

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absolute perfection tbh

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you better check yourself before you wreck yourself mr. smexy chest

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excuse you he has seniority here YOU check YOURSELF (and your heaving bosoms)

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everyone likes heaving bosoms

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especially sleepy cats.

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mmm I want to be a kitten now in a heaving chest

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sounds damn near heavenly, doesn't it?

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oh god I want to be a kitten now badly! C:

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what color?

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hmm good question...I had a kitten named Hildur once who was orange

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you are so full of music i cannot

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you can be the purple kawaii hitler kitty

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royal nazi?

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royal nazi kitten

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that sounds awful

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hmm I think then I guess...I'd like to be a big white fluffy kitten

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throw in some moo cow spots and that would be purrfect

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that would be weird

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why you cat-shame me tho

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stop pushing your cat-kinks on us

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ouch right in the cat feels

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punches lovingly

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i'm fragile you'll break me

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i'm delicate like a flower

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i am made of the tears of snowflakes so i'm more fragile what now

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i didn't know snowflakes cried. now i feel fee-fees

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they are crying at your crying and just all the crying and melting going on rn

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that is one miserable life

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it's all they know. form, fall, cry yourself to melting to death. the end. so beautiful!!!!

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IT IS NOT AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

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like captain barbossa (and vlad) i feel nothing

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Bah, being wealthy is boring, my dear.

It does tend to be but I like it.

I am certain that you do. However the thing about wealth is that you may not take it everywhere you wish.

That is why I don't want to be anywhere but France.

Ah yes, France. If I remember correctly I was rather well liked over there. So, if you do not mind, would help to give a poor writer a quick transport to said country?

Certainly not. I take no stock in taking strangers to Versailles.

I see, one should have expected as much. No charity ever comes from the European aristocrats.

How rude. I simply will not take a stranger home. What will my husband think?

Who asked that I be brought to your home? No, I merely asked if you would help grant me passage to France. I had never stated where. You are almost as quick to jump to a conclusion as my mun is.

...And I do not wish to be the ire of any man. It does not reflect well on my reputation.

Still I would never take you to France. Besides my husband might banish you even if you don't come home.

( lies, she says this to wade him off. )

I highly doubt that any one such man would be capable of doing so. Or even wish to do so.

[Your silly lies will not work on him.]

Well he is the king.

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[Is that the old Queen? The horrible woman who didn't care one jot about her citizens? Oh yes, Eponine's grown up on a diet of horror stories about you, Madame. It's your fault that she's penniless herself.]

Perhaps it will do you good, Madame, to see how you make your people live.

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