[muffled rap music playing in the distance]

[sup]

dear mun the poet currently known as dave strider wrote a haiku for you
english version extended scenes from ova 3 time to kick it
ahem
you are so so slow
yes literally slow
why are you so slow
(fo real yo)
(it doesnt count if its in parentheses i did this right ok)

Comments

[timaeus_testified]

That sounds more like a rap.

[nukeoleptic]

not everyone has crazy time powers :p

[sup]

nah if i was going to make it a rap id at least try to fit in twenty more syllables in each verse with some sorta rhyming scheme

an old silent pond not rumbustious at all......
a frog twerks it off as he jumps headfirst into the pond
splash like a motherfucking echo! silence yet again yo

[sup]

i know right its so incredibly hard to be me in a world full of slowass people walking in the hallways at one mile per hour
a part of me wants to blare that one ludacris song on a boombox just to rile everyone up and offend them on more personal levels

[timaeus_testified]

I see.
On the subject of speed, not everyone can be swift like us Striders.
Especially when they have a shit ton of obligations.
Or they're soul eating undead dolls that are vaguely puppet-like.

[nukeoleptic]

yep!!
that would probably piss some people off :p

[thorny]

Your prose has improved
Although it still lacks finesse
I give it a six

[caduuceus]

the.. english version? what...? :u
oh, i see!
i will confess, the ways of a strider's remarkable hUmor are something that elUdes me at times, bUt i find it entertaining in its own UnUsual way nonetheless.