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Look, we both know you've got no idea where this is going. Just walk away and go have fun with the twenty other versions of me you've got running around before this gets even more out of hand.

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Dick? The hell are you wearing?

Red really isn't your colour.

Tell that to the guys in charge.

A Halloween costume. Who are you?

Spider-Man. I was a founding member of the Teen Titans in my AU.

You know, I am at a complete fucking loss as to whether this is better or worse than whatever the fuck's going on now, or even directly before the reboot. How's that for cold comfort?

Good for you.

Thanks, Jason. I can always count on you to brighten my day.

Totally what I'm here for, bro.

And you know, maybe if I were less scrupulous, I'd try to encourage you down this path or something, but the fact is, you are a fucking downer when you're like this. Like, a complete mood killer. You walk into a room and babies start crying. Forget getting laid, unless you're in the mood for psycho jailbait. I'm getting major secondhand embarrassment here, Dick. Just stick to Nightwing. I promise I won't even borrow the suit anymore.

But that's what you do best.

Ooh, he comes out swingin'.

In that case, I guess the position is vacant, and I did do a better job. No hard feelings, eh?

Go nuts, kid. It's not like I'm in any position to care.

That bad, huh?

No, I suppose you never were. If you're abandoning Tim you sure as hell don't have any fucks left to give about me.

But don't worry, I can be every bit as good a big brother.

And I guess this is the part where I say you're all better off without me.

Sure, that seems to be the script. But of course you know they aren't, and you hate yourself a little more for doing this anyway.

What's a little more self-loathing, though? Another grain of hate at the Dick Grayson Beach of Despair, open 24/7 from here on out. It all feels the same after a while, doesn't it? You just keep digging and sooner or later it has to stop, right?

I'm pretty sure we're seeing this one through to the end, so. We'll see.

Aw, you think I don't know that?

It's gonna be exactly like that and you know it. I just like talking about this bed you're making and that you're gonna have to lie down in.

Cause I care.

Sure you do, kiddo.

It's a perfectly comfortable bed.

You really...?

No. I'll believe it when I see it.

Can't promise you'll like what you'll see.

Yeah, like you really care about that.

This is ridiculous, just so you know.

We've seen a lot of ridiculous stuff.

Fine, that's true. But that doesn't change what this is.

Just don't fuck Rose, that'd be too fucked up.

I'm not that bad.

How the fuck am I supposed to know that?

In fact, let me just write you up a list of people not to fuck.

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