Looking for a game for this douchebag

[seerofblood]

N9w, I understand y9u're upset and theref9re m9re likely t9 6e sucepti6le t9 triggers s9 I will try and keep this 6rief. While I can't say that I appr9ved 9f y9ur desired idea f9r me in the first place and theref9re h9ld n9 qualms a69ut things n9t g9ing acc9rding t9 plan I am sympathetic and understanding t9 y9ur em9ti9ns 9n the matter n9 matter h9w delicate they may 6e. And as such I shall make y9u a pr9mise that if y9u truly wish t9 find s9mewhere f9r me I'll 6e m9re than acc9m9dating t9 y9ur desires and give advice and pr9test 9nly where necessary. 9f c9urse I expect y9u t9 6e just as sensitive t9 my wishes as I am t9 y9urs and theref9re w9uld like t9 enf9rce my privilage 9f free will regarding any and all decisi9ns y9u make inv9lving me. It's 9nly fair after all that we 69th have an equal say in things, that way y9u can 6e happy 6y having me ar9und m9re and I can 6e satisfied kn9wing that I am 9nly g9ing where I w9uld want t9 6e.

What d9 y9u mean "n9 chance in hell"? F9r 9ne I w9uld like t9 p9int 9ut that if y9u're g9ing t9 6e like that then y9u at least need-

Y9u're n9t all9wed t9 "n9pe" at me when I'm trying t9 6e c9nsiderate here, it's rude and quite frankly 9ffensive that y9u 6elieve my 9pini9ns aren't w9rth-

W9ULD Y9U ST9P THAT?


#fuckin rude #triggered #i wasn't even d9ne yet

Comments

[controledfreak]

[Oh wow. There's just so much... beauty in that one statement. She's... she's having trouble taking it all in.]

[consider8]

Hello, Kankri. Getting along with your player? ::::)

[tipsygnostalgia]

omfg what
and also
whats w the quirk
you seem to have a love for the 69

[seerofblood]

First 9f all I fail t9 see what seems t9 6e s9 c9nfusing a69ut any statement I have made, th9ugh if y9u w9uldn't mind ela69rating 9n that I w9uld 9f c9urse 6e m9re than happy t9 explain anything that may have slipped thr9ugh y9ur understanding. Th9ugh there is the sec9nd matter we must address first, and als9 a third that will have t9 6e examined after that. N9w I ap9l9gize in advance if I happen t9 c9me acr9ss any triggers y9u may have while trying t9 explain my p9int 9f view 6ut seeing as h9w y9u were the 9ne wh9 6r9ught up the su6ject in the first place I'm g9ing t9 assume that y9u're c9mpletely alright with the c9nversati9n leading t9wards m9re sexual undert9nes, n9 matter h9w 9ffensive they may 6e regarding t9tal strangers, th9ugh there may als9 6e p9tential triggers inv9lving unintenti9nal species slurs which I assure are 9nly used in general c9mparis9n and n9t f9r their intended 9ffensive purp9se. If this is a mistake h9wever feel free t9 st9p me at any given time and I'll give y9u a m9ment t9 c9llect y9urself t9 get 9ver y9ur trigger m9ment 6ef9re we c9ntinue as this is a matter that needs t9 6e s9rted 9ut 6ef9re we can g9 any further.

N9w I understand that humans can 6e m9re careless with triggers as they're n9t pr9perly reared t9 respect the wishes 9f 9thers, and as I have 6een inf9rmed y9u had n9 lusus 9r human parent t9 teach y9u 6etter under n9rmal circumstances perhaps s9mething like that c9uld 6e 9verl99ked if y9u were t9 simply ap9l9gize f9r the misc9ncepti9n. 6ut y9ur f9ll9w up 9n it leads me t9 6elieve that y9u n9t 9nly are n9t s9rry f9r it 6ut als9 w9uldn't care even if y9u did happen t9 trigger s9me9ne. Which I may p9int 9ut that y9u did, indeed, trigger me 6y insinuating that I w9uld enj9y such a depraved and kinky sexual activity. I'll have y9u kn9w I have a strict v9w 9f chastity and implying 9therwise g9es fully against my 6eliefs and 9ffends me 9n a rather pers9nal level. Y9u sh9uld pay m9re attenti9n t9 care when dealing with strangers, y9u can never 6e t99 careful when starting 9ff a c9nversati9n and making a first impressi9n. Which again I can attest t9 y9u n9t having s9me9ne t9 pr9perly raise y9u 6ut at the same time such things sh9uld really 6e c9mm9n sense and curtesy in the first place.

I w9uld als9 like t9 make menti9n 9f the fact that y9u sh9uld 6e m9re culturally sensitive when implying such things as it's n9t a c9mm9n 9ccurence f9r tr9lls t9 engage in such acts as it w9uld 6e f9r humans, the reas9ning there sh9uld 6e 96vi9us 6ut if y9u w9uld like an explanati9n as t9 why with9ut feeling t99 triggered 6y p9tential inappr9priate discussi9n I w9uld 6e m9re happy t9 indulge y9ur perfectly natural curi9sity regarding such things.

D9 we have an understanding?

#sexual c9ntent #9ffensive accusati9ns #9rphan shaming

[seerofblood]

...

#what the fuck is that #specie insensitivity

[seerofblood]

If y9u're 6eing sarcastic I find that 9ffensive and w9uld like t9 remind y9u t9 check y9urself 6ef9re y9u speak unnecessarily and either intenti9nally 9r even unintenti9nally trigger s9me9ne. If y9u weren't then y9u clearly need t9 spend less time with st9ries and m9re time learning c9ntext clues.

#muns a fuckin sadist 6itch

[tipsygnostalgia]

u forgot your trigger warnin for red miles since thats what this is reminded me of right now
pretty insesnitive dont u think being the text version off the thing that killed me

anywayz im way too drink 2 actually read most of that so could i get some tldr cliffnots pls
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[urnewkingbitch]

ill be honest
i definitely felt my eyes glaze over
tldr to the max

[seerofblood]

While I ap9l9gize f9r reminding y9u 9f y9ur untimely death, as I stated, y9u were the 9ne wh9 started triggering me in the first place and I feel fully justified in explaining myself and g9ing 9ver what exactly the pr96lem was in h9pes 9f rectifying it in s9me way. Th9ugh at the same time I w9uld 9nce again like t9 remind y9u that y9u sh9uld 6e careful 9f what y9u say, first the accusati9ns against my v9ws and n9w c9mparing me t9 a deadly attack that wiped 9ut th9usands is rather upsetting and it's g9ing t9 take me a m9ment t9 get 9ver that issues in my mind.

N9w I understand that y9u may 6e a 6it t99 ine6riated t9 fully grasp these c9ncepts and while I mean n9 9ffense t9 y9u I w9uld like t9 state that y9u have n9 9ne t9 6lame f9r that 6ut y9urself as y9u were the 9ne wh9 c9nsumed them in the first place and it's rather rude t9 tell 9thers they have t9 a6ide 6y y9ur wishes simply 6ecause y9u wanted t9 destr9y y9ur 9wn 69dy in a sl9w and deadly manner. While I n9rmally d9n't mind acc9m9dating 9thers I'm afraid I'm g9ing t9 have t9 make an excepti9n with y9u given what we have here s9 far.

#alc9h9lic insensitivity #death #fuckin rude

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok we r seriosuly going 2 have to do something to get you to limit how much you type

think twitter
be econimacal
fit everything u want 2 say into 140 chars or less

[seerofblood]

I w9uld 9f c9urse like t9 start 9ff 6y saying that I will have t9 6ring up a few su6jects which may 6e sensitive and if at any p9int y9u're feeling t99 triggered we can st9p and g9 9ver them t9gether s9 that y9u feel m9re c9mf9rta6le discussing them. I kn9w it's n9t y9ur fault entirely and I w9uld like t9 give y9u the 6enefit 9f the d9u6t, I w9uld, 6ut y9u must understand that fr9m my perspective here this isn't l99king g99d at all.

I 6elieve I'm starting t9 see a few patterns arising with humans and I must say I'm n9t really impressed. I had th9ught that y9ur species w9uld at least 6e a little 9n the m9re sensitive side c9nsidering the fact that y9u were made 6y tr9lls 6ut it may 6e the fact that they were Alternian tr9lls and theref9re their 6ad ha6its seemed t9 6leed 9ff int9 all 9f y9u as a wh9le. The c9mplexities 9f which I w9n't 6egin t9 g9 int9 as I d9n't fully understand them myself. Th9ugh I supp9se n9t all humans can 6e as c9nsiderate as Cr9nus and in that aspect perhaps he's 6etter 9ff merely 6eing humankind raised as a tr9ll as it seems t9 have d9ne him s9me g99d 9n the fr9nt 9f n9t 6eing a t9tal 9ffensive assh9le. I'm s9rry if that seemed a 6it aggressive and I assure y9u it wasn't meant in any way 9ther than an 96servati9n.

#humans are rude #species shaming

[seerofblood]

Y9u're 6eing rude and 9ffensive and I feel triggered 6y it s9 y9u sh9uld ap9l9gize.

#fuckin drunks

[tipsygnostalgia]

youre bein double rude + offensive and i aint apologizin for shit

#hash tags

[urnewkingbitch]

i have no triggers
except puppets
dont fucking go into puppets and youll be the better of the two vantases

youve only looked at what
2 or 3 out of almost 7 billion humans and sadly not all of us are as cool as striders
or lalondes in some cases
i cant believe i actually read all of that
what has my life become

[seerofblood]

I cann9t 6e held acc9unta6le f9r any s9rt 9f triggers as I SPECIFICALLY t9ld y9u t9 feel free t9 inf9rm me 9f any y9u felt and we c9uld st9p t9 have them s9rted 9ut. Y9u can't 6lame me f9r the fact that y9u're a drunk wh9 can't even take a m9ment t9 read pr9perly when s9me9ne is trying t9 6e c9nsiderate 9f y9ur triggers. I was merely p9inting 9ut what was making me unc9mf9rta6le a69ut what y9u were saying and h9nestly I'm even m9re 9ffended that y9u w9uld accuse me 9f such when y9u did n9thing t9 rectify anything y9u said 9ther than asking me t9 dum6 it d9wn f9r y9u, which I did in case y9u missed it, went 9ut 9f my way t9 c9mply with y9ur wishes s9 that there w9uld 6e n9 misunderstandings 6etween us and the 9nly way y9u repayed me was t9 insult me further and accuse me 9f 6eing the insensitive 9ne when I clearly stated that there w9uld n9t 9nly 6e triggering material 6ut als9 gave y9u an 9pti9n 9ut 9f it. Which y9u didn't take 6ecause y9u pr96a6ly didn't even 69ther reading that much and y9u're n9t even reading this are y9u? Y9u need t9 check y9urself 6ef9re y9u g9 a69ut and accuse 9thers wh9 are 9nly trying t9 help y9u 6etter y9urself and are trying t9 simply enf9rce 6asic s9cial pleasantries s9 that n9 party inv9lved feels unc9mf9rta6le in any way.

#stupid 6itch

[tipsygnostalgia]

tl;dr



hows that 4 a trigger

[tipsygnostalgia]

run while u have th chance
run far
and farst
* fast

[urnewkingbitch]

ill take the drunk moms advice

[seerofblood]

It seems perhaps I was t66 hasty t6 pass judgement 6n y6u f6r y6ur genetic c6mplaint and I ap6l6gize if that came 6ff as 6ffensive in any way and assure y6u I didn't mean it as such. I'll take int6 acc6unt that puppets are a s6re sp6t, ap6l6gies f6r menti6ning them n6w 6ut I simply feel like clearing it up, I d6n't 6elieve there will 6e any reas6n f6r us t6 6ring them up in 6ur c6nversati6n s6 y6u have n6thing t6 w6rry a66ut.

And I w6uld als6 like t6 say that despite my generalizati6n 6ased 6ff 6f what I have seen y6u sh6uldn't aut6matically put y6urself a66ve 6thers simply 6ecause 6f y6ur "c66l" status as there c6uld 6e 6nes that are 6ffended 6y the accusati6n that y6u 6elieve y6urself t6 6e 6etter than them and they c6uld get triggered 6y their l6w self esteem issues and such things have 6een kn6wn t6 lead t6 untimely deaths. N6w I'm sure y6u didn't mean t6 6ut I must insist that y6u start tagging y6ur triggers 6r what y6u think pe6ple might 6e triggered 6y. I'm sure y6u w6uldn't appreciate it if s6me6ne walked up saying h6w much they l6ved puppets as they w6uldn't appreciate y6u walking up t6 them and saying y6u're c66ler than them. It's c6mm6n sense and really sh6uldn't 6e that hard t6 g6 6y.

#puppets #suicide #s6cial status stere6types

[tipsygnostalgia]

good choice

[seerofblood]

TRIGGERED. WHAT THE FUCK IS WR9NG WITH Y9U?!

[seerofblood]

GET 9UT.

#GET THE FUCK 9UT.

Dave these are the wrong reasons to like a guy

[urnewkingbitch]

excellent
i like you

actually
i probably wouldnt give a damn if some random dude came up and told me that
just be like yeah ok dude keep on truckin and then forget about it ever happening
question
what isnt a trigger in your world
i mean do you even consider the mentioning of toenails some sort of really weird trigger or something

[tipsygnostalgia]

many things sweetcheeks
many things

i found this pic of u banging cronus want to see

[urnewkingbitch]

[HIGH-FIVE]

im so sorry

[tipsygnostalgia]

you cant ban me from your post thats discrimination

[tipsygnostalgia]

[HELL YES]

[seerofblood]

N9!

#did n9thing t9 deserve this

[tipsygnostalgia]

do u think you could tone it down a little i find your capslock v offensive

[seerofblood]

I find y9u 6eing a stupid drunk 6itch very 9ffensive 6ut that hasn't st9pped y9u.

#l9st the last fuck t9 give f9r this w9man

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh snap let me apple water to that harsh burn

where is karkat i want him back instead

#you started it #why are we even using hastags were not on twitter
#hash tags #forgot your tw:swearing

he's encouraging the miles

[seerofblood]

If y9u're n9t that 69thered 6y it then I w9uld assume that it's n9t as much 9f a trigger as y9u w9uld have y9urself 6elieve, 6ut that it may 6e 9nly a trigger under certain situati9ns which y9u sh9uld 6e specific a69ut if y9u wish t9 av9id if at all p9ssi6le as there's n9 way 9f kn9wing if it c9uld just 6e in general 9r if s9mething c9uld happen accidentally t9 set it 9ff. Th9ugh it c9uld als9 6e a matter 9f up6ringing as s9me are taught t9 6etter deal with their triggers than 9thers, usually 6y putting 9n s9me s9rt 9f a str9ng facade in place 9f sh9wing their em9ti9ns 9pening in which case it can 6e rather difficult t9 determine if 9ne has 6een accidentally triggered as they're less inclined t9 sh9w it. H9wever despite this it sh9uld always 6e s9mething that's kept in mind just t9 6e 9n the safe side.

And it w9uld 6e rude t9 say that it's simply in my w9rld as there's l9ts 9f w9rlds wh9 have pe9ple with triggers in them. It's n9t just a w9rld 6ut that there's a multitude 9f different pe9ple and every9ne has their 9wn th9ughts and feelings and must always 6e taken int9 c9nsiderati9n 9n any su6ject. While I d9n't 6elieve there's any9ne wh9's 9ffended 6y the menti9n 9f t9enails it w9uld 6e rude t9 assume there wasn't simply 6ased 9n the fact that it d9esn't seem likely. That may n9t 9nly 6e 9ffensive t9 them 6ut it's als9 trigger shaming which in itself is a h9rri6le thing t9 d9. Ign9ring s9me9ne's feelings and fragile mental state is cruel and when at all p9ssi6le every9ne sh9uld 6e treated as equals and given the right t9 av9id whatever may cause them t9 6ec9me unc9mf9rta6le 9r upset. It's just a matter 9f carefully g9ing 9ver and menti9ning p9ssi6le 9ffensives in tags s9 that any unsuspecting pers9n can 6e aware 6ef9re it's t99 late and they 6ec9me triggered.

#i 6elieve i've c9vered these

[seerofblood]

I can assure y9u he w9uld 6e just as 9ffended as I am right n9w, perhaps m9re.

#6ecause fuck y9u

[consider8]

Oh, I'm not sure. In my time o8serving our dancestors, we have had the opportunity to see many different types of relationships. If you recall, some of the most significant pairings are not harmonious at all. And yet if you were to ask them, these fated meetings are so important to them that the sudden a8sence of their 8lack 8uddy--and I mean this in a relationship sense and not in other potentially triggering context--would 8e a source of incredi8le distress.

Or am I suppose to assume that simply 8ecause you are having a disagreement that you aren't getting along and perpetuate a red-rel 8ias?

[tipsygnostalgia]

p sure you offend him more than i could

[controledfreak]

Don't stop. I want to hear more.

[meanerpeixes]

are you seariously usin this as a means to net yourself a game???
dont get me wrong
muns need a firm hand
let em know whos in charge
but come on
anemoneone who seas this is gonna clamscray and never look back



cept
apparently
my mun
and the other muns who enjoy pokin you in a non lethal manner

[t4st1ngs]

WOW YOU T4LK TO MUCH OH MY GOG
BLUH BLUH BLUH
MY N4M3 1S K4NKR1 V4NT4S
1 4M 4 STUP1D TROLL 4ND 4 HUG3 B1TCH
4ND 1 4M 4LSO 4 FUCK1NG DUMB4SS

S33 TH4TS WH4T 1M G3TT1NG FROM TH1S POST
>:]

[consider8]

I wouldn't recommend doing that, if I were you.

[silentrage]

[he isn't surprised that his candy-blooded acquaintance is up to his usual high and mighty tricks, but he'd be lying if he didn't admit in the peace of his mind that he'd hoped perhaps the omniversal nature of this place would quiet him down temporarily.

oh well. someone has to run their mouth enough to make up for his own silence.]

[any_sane_adventurer]

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