)(e)(e)(e! You really don't know W)(AT you're doing )(ere, do you, dummy?? You've got a lot of glubbing work a)(ead of you if you t)(ink you're going to get M---E rig)(t, so you better get to it. 38D I'm counting on you not to mess up!
D --> Honestly D --> I find it e%tremely insulting that any mere D --> Human D --> Thin% that they c001d capture your majesty D --> Er D --> I meant majesty as a descriptor D --> But I suppose also as a pronoun
Pbbb)())(t!! It's not )(er being )(uman that I )(ave problem wit)(! AND YOU S)(OULDN'T -EITHER! I just want to make sure s)(e knows w)(at s)(e is getting )(erself into.
if it helps any im sure your wwriter is goin to do lots of research an evverythin to make sure they do you right wwait that sounded better in my head
anywways if it helps any my wwriter says yours is doin a good job already but my wwriter is also bein a fuckin wwreck ovver just tryin to havve me talk to you for reasons that i cant come close to figurin out humans
-Eridan!! 38O I really didn't expect to see you )(ere, but maybe I s)(ould )(ave. Do me a favor and tell me w)(at the last t)(ing you remember from )(ome is... Because I can kind of t)(ink of a W)(OL-E LOT OF R---EASONS w)(y YOU mig)(t be a wreck w)(en it comes to glubbing at me!
OH SWEET JEGUS. I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE SERIOUS WHEN THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DO ALL THE RANDOM FUCKING SHIT TONIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING HERE. I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO. SHIT THAT NEEDS TO BE COMPLETED. SHIT THAT NEEDS TO GET FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED. AND HERE I AM. ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. WITH A FISH. FUCK. WELL NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF MY SYSTEM, WHAT'S UP?
Besides, I mig)(t be a fis)(, but I was almost your almig)(ty empress, too, so remember T)(AT! )(e)(e)(e. Just take a break, okay? I'm pretty sure time is on )(old while we're carping around )(ere. We've all got a lot of t)(ings to do... And it's all going to get done!
D --> The Jade human is hardly complicated D --> Even if she does appear to a%ually enjoy some Earth human equivalent of D --> Fine D --> Musclebeast portraiture D --> But that hardly compares to your unbridled spirit, Feferi
YOU WERE ALMOST MY ALMIGHTY EMPRESS. AND NOW I'M YOUR LEADER. SEE HOW THE WORLD WORKS OUT IN THIS HILARIOUSLY FUCKING IRONIC WAY THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATTER. ALSO DO YOU DREAM UP THESE FUCKING FISH PUNS ALL DAY OR WHAT. I MEAN SERIOUSLY THESE AREN'T EVEN ALL THAT CREATIVE. KRABSNACK? SERIOUSLY? "KARKITTY" IS MORE CREATIVE THAN THAT SHIT AND I WANT TO GOUGE OUT MY FUCKING EARS WHENEVER I HEAR IT
AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. SHIT DOESN'T MAGICALLY GET DONE JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SAY SO. WE DON'T HAVE A MAGICAL "GET SHIT DONE" WAND THAT WE PULL OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES TO JUST MAGICALLY GET SHIT DONE. IF WE HAD A FUCKING MAGIC ASS WAND THAT DID THAT WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION. THEREFORE. WE HAVE TO GET SHIT DONE. AND I AM GOING TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT BECAUSE MY TEAM IS FUCKING INCOMPETENT AND BITCHES AT EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING FUCKING PRODUCTIVE. DO YOU READ ANY OF THOSE FUCKING MEMOS. I'M GOING TO PUNCH TEREZI IN THE FACE I SWEAR TO GOD.
[-- haha she is onto your little puns there, Equius.]
W)(ale, I wouldn't say t)(at I )(ave more spirit t)(an anyone else! But t)(at's really nice of you to say, Equius. 38) I just wis)( my mun knew w)(at s)(e was planning to do wit)( me! Or if s)(e'd at L-EAST let me know if s)(e's even doing anyfin at all. Just between you and me, I get t)(e feeling t)(at I'm going to be spending a lot of time up in )(er )(eadspace.
I like your Fef already; she has some bite to her. :3
thats one a those questions thats harder than youd think since the wwriter has no concept a actually pickin one time frame an stickin wwith it for evvery game but the answwer is either goin to be wwe just got to that stupid asteroid or i wwas about to head up to the computer area after practisin wwith this really awwesome wwand kan made me
)(a)(a! Just kidding, of course. If you're D-EAD S----ET on stressing yourself out over t)(is, t)(en be my guest! But I t)(ink you s)(ould take my glubbing advice and take a break w)(en you get the c)(ance. Like now! We're not going to )(ave a w)(ole lot of opportunities like t)(is, you know. You mig)(t be the leader, but you can still take my advice, you know! It's usually pretty good. 38P
D --> Really D --> That is pleasing to hear D --> There appears to be an unfortunate lack of you D --> And this mun human of yours appears to be of an D --> At least somewhat respectable pedigree
I GUESS YOU HAVE A POINT HIDDEN AMONGST YOUR FINS AND TRIDENTS. SOMEWHERE. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD WE EVEN DO IF WE HAD A VACATION, ANYWAY. IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE A LIST OF TOP SPOTS TO GO. WE DON'T REALLY GET SHIT LIKE THAT. LIKE OH LET'S TAKE A CRUISE AROUND OUR DESTROYED PLANETS AND CHECK INTO HOTEL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.
lkjsdaf thank you! SHE IS REALLY DAUNTING TO PLAY ahh.
O)()()(. W--ELL.. I guess t)(at kind of complicates t)(ings, actually. Can we just say t)(at you end up doing somefin R-EALLY stupid t)(at R-EALLY glubbing pisses me off? >38/ And I guess it's a little upsetting, too, knowing t)(at I can carp and carp at you )(ere... But it probably won't change anyt)(ing at all. Aaaarrrggg)()()(.
I t)(ink people must just be... INTIMIDAT-ED!! )(e)(e)(e, not really. I t)(ink I'm just not really around enoug)( for people to really get attac)(ed! But t)(at's a really nice t)(ing to say, Equius.. Even if you are a silly landdweller! 38P
fef before anyone other me gets here i wwant to say that i'm sorry i knoww it probably doesn't mean anythin' to you but i hope you wwill at least be happy that i finally learned wwhat you have been tryin to tell me for a long time
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