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[sassiopath]

I would like to lodge a complaint that you are incapable of drawing out what was going through your mind during that play. The world truly does need artwork of Derek as Santa with his little puppies as surly and cranky elves.

Also, the new icons of my younger self are much appreciated. Thank you.

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[garou]

That doesn't make it a good idea.

[better]

Do you have any better ideas? Because, this has been, at least, entertaining me.

[garou]

Ignoring him usually works.

[better]

No, see that might make you feel better, but I'm more concerned about me.

[garou]

Believe it or not, you are my concern here.

[better]

You have an odd way of showing it. I feel like I'm being grounded for talking to older men.

[garou]

You can do better.

[better]

Wait... [HOLD ON.

Give her a second here not to laugh.

OH. NOPE. Too late. She's laughing.]

You didn't actually think -- with Peter? [Oh, Derek.]

Trust me, I know I can.

[garou]

Wait, you weren't--?

[better]

Did you miss the thing where I said that this was entertaining me?

[garou]

That could be entertaining.

[better]

I was pretty sure you had closed up shop, Derek. Strictly a "for your entertainment only" area.

[garou]

We're not talking about me.

[better]

We are now.

[garou]

No, we're not.

[better]

Peter and I are, though. We could all be talking about you.

[garou]

Dammit.

[better]

See? Now I'm entertained again.

[garou]

I know what sex is.

[better]

I'm sure you're very educated, and I have actually kissed you, so there is that in your corner. I'm just concerned that if you don't use it, you might lose it.

That would be a tragedy.

[garou]

I have better things to do with my time.

[better]

Such as?

[garou]

Things.

[sassiopath]

Like fitting into jeans tighter than your skin?

[garou]

I don't have time to go clothes shopping.