Regarding the film's soundtrack; possible spoilers in comments.

[adorablewinner]

Why are you listening to that? It's boring. Go listen to the Sugar Rush theme again! Or that song by that Skrillex thing was pretty cool, too!

Wait, what do you mean this is my theme song? Why is my theme song boring?

Oh, and remember to finish that app before Saturday, or I'll have to wait a whole week again!

Comments

[turbug]

he he... he HE HE HEH̢͉̖̲͖̪̭̠̊́͋͗ͅȨ̹̻͗͛̅̓ͥ͟H̴͈͕͕ͥ̀E͉͉͙̲͔̼̰͚̔͒͐̉HE!!

My d-dear... y̺̤̺̥̻̏̽͒ơ̪͙͎̟͍ͩ͑ͤͦ͆ͣ̇͜͟ṵ̡̉̌̅̚̕ s-sound so... f-familiar...

Would you l̸̲̩̈̎͗͝͡ị͈̱̑ͩ͋ͨͫ͟k̨̆͒̀̐̎͏̲̯̟̠̼̬͈e͉̥̝͕̙͂̐̊͑̏͊ͥ̍̄͟ some c-candy~?

[adorablewinner]

You gotta be kidding!

[turbug]

ha... ha HA H̢̹̖̯̼̫͓̉͋̋̑͢͞A͓̻̺̺͖̅͂́ͅ HA! N-now why would you ţ̫̳̩̤̰ͭͯͧͧͪ́̿̋͢͡h̔̉̚͏͇̥i͇̣̐̒́ͧ̈̿͠͞ṋ̷͍̣̤ͣ̇͊̇͒̚ͅͅk͖͓͇̅̈́͒ͦͪͬ I-I'm joking? I am King... K-King...

What w-was it ą̸͍͔̌̈͒̆g̖͙̯̲͓̮͚̜͋̂̈͋̈̚̕a͗ͦ͋̏̅̃͏͇̝iͨ̏҉̸̬nͭͤ͏̭̬͟͡ now...?

Here, h-have some...!

[He holds out his clawed Cy-Bug hand to her as the rest of him glitches, a few pieces of chocolate in the palm of his claws.]

[adorablewinner]

No way, creep-o-rama! Stay away from me!

[thneedifestdestiny]

Hm. Theme songs tend to match whoever they're about, so...maybe you're just boring?

[He shrugs half-heartedly. He's only known her less than a second, so it's not like it really matters to him.]

[turbug]

[The mish-mashed glitch simply laughs, his voice horrifically distorted, unhinged and almost maniacally for several moments...
Until a sudden mess of pixelation across his face shifts it to that of someone you may recognize, Vanellope. Someone much angrier than his candy-coated counterpart.]

ARE YOU H̑̃͏̭͕̣͔̰̼A̬̘͔̜̗̜̲͖̞͗̊̅̄̌́P͎͓̝̱͋̃̕P̶͔̤̦̩̞̟ͬͯ̉̋̓̽ͯ̉͘͝Y̧̞ͩ̌̽ͮ̊͞ͅ NOW

P̮̥̞̘̮̩̪̈́̃̔R̴̤̲̲̲̙̹̪̖̒͒̓̊͘Ĭ͔̪̘͇͉͉̣̗ͤ̽̎́̂ͩ́N̰̩̫̝͈̗͕̔͒ͩC̢͓̜̱͑̈̀E̢ͯ͌ͣͬ̍̑̄҉̼̳͓S̸̉̒̎̎ͬͦͦͬ̚҉̰̯S̟̦̪̹̲̝ͪ́ͥ̀͗ͥ̐...!?

[honey_glow]

Gee, I don't think it's a boring song! If you ask me, it's very lovely.

[adorablewinner]

Cripes! Get away from me!

[adorablewinner]

Me? Boring? I don't think so, legs.

[adorablewinner]

Hey, thanks Felix!

[thneedifestdestiny]

[He frowns a little at the nickname, but he gets over it pretty quickly.]

Theme songs don't usually lie, kid - trust me, I've got a whole bunch of them and none of them are boring. I wrote most of them myself!

[adorablewinner]

You had to write your own theme songs? Pretty lame.

[thneedifestdestiny]

What? Psh. No. How is that lame? It means I can play guitar, and sing! Everybody loves a guy who can write his own jingles for his extremely successful business.

[adorablewinner]

It's lame because nobody else wrote one for you.

And I'm pretty sure nobody loves a businessman, period.

[thneedifestdestiny]

Yeah, well...everybody's got to start somewhere. It's not like I could afford to pay someone to write me a jingle right now. Besides, no one knows my product better than I do, so I'm clearly the best person for the job anyway.

And ha! Shows how much you know. My business is already biggering, and eventually everyone and their mother's brother is gonna want a Thneed!

[adorablewinner]

Well then it's not even your theme song, genius! It's your product's theme song!

Pffft, yeah, okay. What the heck is a Thneed?

[thneedifestdestiny]

I have a lot of songs! That's just one of them.

[HUFF. HOW RUDE. At least tumblr loves him.]

This is a Thneed. And it's something everybody needs.

[He takes off the pink scarf he was wearing and...it looks like a sweater with a hole in the middle and some extra sleeves. In short, it's an insult to accomplished knitters everywhere.]

[adorablewinner]

Uh-huh.

[I died.]

Ooookay... [She stares at it for a minute, expectantly, then back up - and up and up and up; why are so many people so TALL? - at him.] What does it do?

[thneedifestdestiny]

[PFFFT YOUR OTHER COMMENT GLITCHED that shouldn't make me laugh as much as it does.]

Well, what do you want it to do? It can do almost anything!

[Go ahead. Try him.]

[adorablewinner]

[IT DID PFFFT XD]

How about a slingshot?

[thneedifestdestiny]

No problem!

[He picks up a rock from somewhere, and holds his Thneed as much like a slingshot as he can. He puts the rock on the sewn-together sleeve, pulls back, aaaaaand launches it!

And it actually goes soaring. Wow. He actually looks kind of surprised it worked that well.

Hopefully that didn't break anything. But even if it does, there's enough Felixes around that surely someone will fix it.]

Pretty cool, right?

[honey_glow]

My player -- er, sorry, I suppose the correct terminology here is "mun"? My mun is particularly fond of some of the songs from the other scenes you were in as well.

[adorablewinner]

[She smirks after, admittedly, looking pretty impressed as the rock sails off.]

Okay, now really impress me.

[adorablewinner]

Mine, too! I guess that's pretty cool. Not my tastes or anything, but hey. What can you do?

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[turbug]

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[turbug]

[The nightmarish, furious Turbo is once again overtaken with a massive glitch, reverting him to the madly giggling, yellow sharp-toothed smiling King Candy/Cy-Bug hybrid.]

he he... he heh̞̝͇͎͖̥̋̃͑̾ẹ̩͎͋̆̽ͯ̇h̺̍̈́ͤͨ͑̓e͖̬̭̩ͤͧ̐͐ͫ̓̚h̳̗̳ͨ̽eͪ̌͗͐͊ͩhe....

[honey_glow]

So how have you been, Vanellope? Is the presidential life treating you well?