From the guy who brought you MJ on halloween and the queen on the olympics.

[changethatweseek]

Well mun, I'm glad you're happy. True that you're a Canadian, it is good that you agree that all men, women and children should be seen as equals. The coming years will be hard for us, but as Americans we have braved the roughest of storms. We will rise from this. I promise that.

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YESSSSSSSSS

[justthedoctor]

You know, I'm not American. i'm not even human! But good on you lot! I always knew you humans would choose logic and sanity over the crazies! Mun was worried for a bit there, but you should hear 'er! Given herself a sore throat from screamin' all happy like!

[He's even wearing his stetson in celebration! Yay for the former little colonies!]

[changethatweseek]

We must have faith in the fact that people's humanity and conscience will lead them to do the right thing, Doctor.

[never_lies]

I am glad the people have made the right choice once again.

[changethatweseek]

[Well, this is quite a shocking turn of events. Abraham Lincoln is talking to him.]

I had faith that they would.

[never_lies]

I am not surprised. I went to your first speech as a candidate, it reminded me very much of myself when I was your age.

[And he decided to add that extra shock in there.]

[changethatweseek]

[Wait, what?]

Pardon?

[Because, seriously, weren't you shot in the head?]

[never_lies]

[He smirks just a little.]

I went to your very first speech as a presidential candidate. Of course I wore very different clothing.

[kissingchamp]

I've no idea who you are, but you've made a girl quite happy. And I've been to Earth loads of times. It's his favorite.

Is it really the time where the humans still fight themselves over fur colors?

[changethatweseek]

Not as much as we used too, but new hate has arisen in the heart's of men and women. I strive so that is no longer the case.

[somanylyrics]

I was a zombie once, I don't really want to rise and be one again.

But I do want to marry my super awesome hot girlfriend one day, can you make that happen?

[changethatweseek]

Of course I can. I'll be sure to.

[somanylyrics]

Then I think you're the best President ever. Thank you for being my President.

Maybe I'll run for President one day. I won at my school already.

[selfmadeprincess]

Yes, I heard your first term went oh so well, I'm sure your second will be even better.

[Sarcastic Rosemary is sarcastic. Oh, how she hates these democracy type people; monarchy 4ever!]

[changethatweseek]

I had tried my best. But, with the state the government was in when George Bush left made it quite difficult.

[selfmadeprincess]

That's right, blame your predecessor for all your problems. As he did for his predecessor. And his predecessor did for his. And....

Right, see where I'm going? The "difficulty" you experience is simply because your system is flawed. Democracy is a sham.

So by all means, keep on proving it, Mr. President.

[cackling_overlord]

YES! Four more years of increasing national debt for America! It'll be ripe for the conquering! The United States of Jinnai shall rise!

[doyoufondue]

Glad to see you still in office, sir.

[changethatweseek]

Thank you, Captain. Keep fighting the good fight.

[mysterytwin]

My mun and I are both happy to see you still in office, sir.

[changethatweseek]

Thank you, it makes my heart proud that I could do this for all of you.

woooooooooooo!

[summersword]

[Thumbs-up.]

Ain't normally much of one to care about politics, but... good on ya. Seems like the good guy won out in the end. So congrats, mister President, sir.

Re: woooooooooooo!

[changethatweseek]

I only won because of people like you.

[cackling_overlord]

FOOL! There are no "good guys" or "bad guys" in politics! One man's good guy is another man's bad guy, after all! There are only losers and WINNERS! And in the game of international politics, the ultimate winner will be ME! HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[roter_totenkopf]

Yes, you fool, keep on making your nation weak with your "bipartisanship" and "reaching across the aisle" nonsense while push you 're opposition even futher to the right and eventually into my arms. I'll have America as a fascist dictatorship by 2020 yet.

[changethatweseek]

America will never fall into that. I faith in my people, they would never allow it.

[And he will get his robot unicorn thing and start shooting rainbow lasers if he has to.]

[felicia_vargas]

I LOVE YOU MAN! I REALLY DO!

[changethatweseek]

[There's a chuckle]

I appreciate that.

[ever_lovin]

Mr. President, I can't say how relieved I am. Last thing this country needs is another yahoo thinkin' things like the SHRA are what we need.

[changethatweseek]

It's only because of people like you that I managed to win. I had nothing to do with it. But thank you.

[notshadowfever]

How well do you think you could weather a robot invasion? Just curious.

[cackling_overlord]

The Bugrom will get there first! Butt out!

[notshadowfever]

Even better! Let you duke it out with US forces and stomp on the winner while they're weak!

[changethatweseek]

Well, fairly well I believe.

[The Doctor is on his side after all.]

[notshadowfever]

You do, do you? We'll soon see about that.

*SPUTTERED AND DIED WHEN SHE SAW THIS. DAY MADE.*

[justthedoctor]

You obviously don't know much about Americans.

[Doctor stops bad guys anywhere they bother Humans! But then even he knows not to fuck with Americans. Srsly. They love their guns. 8|]

:D

[notshadowfever]

Possibly not. But I think I know enough about stomping things with robots to more than make up for that!

Because I *had* to

[yetilladored]

[All of the fluster. Just all of it. There's blushing and some rapid blinking and it's not possible for a spine to be any straighter.]

...Mr. President, Sir. Congratulations on this, your re-election as President of this great nation.

[And she means it, never mind that she's from across the aisle and her home state voted for the other guy.]

[changethatweseek]

[He'll give her a smile and a nod.]

I couldn't have done it without people like you.

[annierall]

Mr President? Ohmigod, hi! I'm Annie. Annie Edison, from Greendale. I tried to organize a polling station at my college but... [ it's probably better to not mention what the dean was wearing. ] My mun is Canadian too, but she's excited. I'm excited!

Oh! Congratulations! Should I have said that first? Am I talking too much? Should I like bow or something? I've never met a President before, unless being in a Model UN counts, which it doesn't. Ummmmm... I'm just going to stop talking now.

[raincoatruinedit]

Well, let me welcome you back into office on behalf of the NYPD, Mr. President.

Of course, being in a civil service job means I have to be impartial.

[He was rooting for you in private, though.]

[detmer]

Congratulations on your reelection, Mr. President. My mundane and I are glad to see you in-office for another term.

[thelastking]

My deepest and sincerest congratulations from Middle-earth, Sir Obama. I certainly do hope your people shall get a chance to enjoy both peace and prosperity once more.