voicetesting

[kissmyboot]

Ah, now what do we have here? Another -- [a barely contained giggle] -- brave soul who thinks they can control me?

Very well then. If you think you're up to the task of controlling the Dark One, you can try all you like. [He raises a finger.] Just remember, dearie, it always comes with a price. I suggest you make the most of our time together how ever brief it might be.

[He smiles with another giggle.]

Comments

[rogueprincess]

I pity the poor soul who has gotten entangled with you now.

[kissmyboot]

Now why would you say an awful thing like that, dearie? I don't make any unreasonable demands. She wants a portion of my time and my energy. [He starts with both hands on his chest to indicate himself before moving them both up in a little shrug.] I think it only fair I'm allowed to ask the same of her somewhere down the road, don't you?

[loveislayered]

Yes, it is a strange sorcery that seems to bind us to these 'muns'.

[kissmyboot]

There are stronger bonds with far greater magic. Slipping from this so-called headspace will be easier than slipping from a noose.

[canfindrope]

Don't hurt her. [Their muns know each other.]

[kissmyboot]

And why would I hurt her? Hm? She has done nothing to me.

[Because everybody always walks away unharmed when Rumplestiltskin is around.]

[mattersverymuch]

Bravery is overrated, as are deliberately ominous titles.

[kissmyboot]

You will hear no arguments from me. Power will push you much farther in life than bravery. As for the title, well... [He giggles.] It's a bit of an heirloom, really. It felt wrong to just throw it away!

[theboywiththebook]

[Oh boy, and Henry thought Mr.Gold was bad enough.]

You're not....going to hurt them are you??

[kissmyboot]

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

[childofthemoon]

Look what crawled out of some dark corner. I don't think it's all that smart for you to show your face around here. No one likes you.

[You were unpopular before the curse was broken. After? Well, that's just twice the pain you put people through.]

[kissmyboot]

[He holds up his hands.]

All of you like me well enough until I want something in return. If anyone should feel dislike for anyone, it's me -- [He points to himself and then to Red as he drawls the rest] to you.

[awaecnan]

[ new muse is new and uncertain so she's just going to stare for a moment. ]

Y...you're the Dark One?

[kissmyboot]

The one and only! [He bows with a grin.] Expecting someone taller, perhaps? [Rumplestiltskin stifles a giggle. He's so funny.]

[bezazzled]

You talk funny. Maybe that's why your mun keeps you around.

[kissmyboot]

I should certainly hope that's not the reason she's requested my presence, dearie. Would be such a waste...

[And insulting. Rumplestiltskin doesn't like being insulted.]

[settheboard]

It's adorable the way you buy into your own hype.

[ ooc; my computer pooped on s2 streaming episodes so s1 finale is what you get Bc ]

[kissmyboot]

A businessman needs a salespitch, doesn't he, dearie? If you don't believe, the customers never will!

((ooc: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. stupid poopy computer.))

[hungaryforblood]

Complacent, aren't you.

[kissmyboot]

Would you not be in my position, dearie?

[tolaywaste]

. . . you okay?

[ Wow what is this bullshit B( Calm your tits Rumple ]

[kissmyboot]

[No.]

What ever do you mean?

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this icon is his face forever

[secondguessing]

[ Wow you are really extra. 8| That 'always comes with a price' sounds like a catchphrase, too, which is just a terrible catchphrase to have. ]

Er. What sort of 'dark one'? It's a bit vague.

such a kawaii face but idk why you're making it zira

[kissmyboot]

The Dark One, dearie. There is only one after all.

[nowonder]

She's not very good at fun if she chose you.

[kissmyboot]

Jealousy is not very becoming on you, dearie.