He just wants to vent...

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Oi, mundanechen!

How can you put the awesomely cute me together with these unawesome older mes? They're rude! They're no fun! And they don't let me hug Cute Little Me! Do something about that!! Besides, Unawesome Soldier Me is seriously pissed off at you even if he's the one actually doing some fun things. Tch. Why do you even spend so much energy on that ingrate when I am right here?!

And one more thing: What's it with Unawesome Old Me and dishwashing all of the sudden? I don't get what's so funny about that and why he suddenly gets all quiet whenever I mention it. Dishwashing is boring! There's nothing awesome about it and yet you say it's his thing? Please! If that'd be the case then Brüderchen whould--

[Pauuuuuuuse.]

...well. Actually... I wouldn't know. But there's just one way to find out and LIKE HELL am I going to do the dishes! No. Freaking. Way!! That's boring and unawesome and no work worthy of the awesome me!!

[And yet he'd still do it as long as no one's around. Because he's still Germany and can't leave a pile of dirty dishes unattended...]

Eh... What? Did you say something, munchen? No?! Pffff, fine then. You're dismissed for now. But remember that the most awesome one of all those that reside up here is not pleased with how you handle things and that I demand more attention! Or something fun to do up here aside from watching my unawesome selves competing with one another about who dusts off the most dusty shelves. And there's a LOT of those up here...

Now go!!

Comments

[baltic_crusader]

You want to hug a smaller you? Kesesese~ Well you can hug the awesome me! I don't get many hugs either because one of my older selves is too busy, and the other two are strange.

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Oi? Who are you!?

[Don't mind him. He'll just crouch down in front of you and pooooke you.]

You're cute!

[baltic_crusader]

Kesesesese~ I'm the Order of Teutonic Knights! But apparently I call myself Prussia in the future! [he offers up a peace sign, yay for complete anachronism]

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Wait! There's no way you can be my brother!

[Pokes again!]

[baltic_crusader]

Oi! Quit poking me! [he pouts] And what do mean, not your brother? I have loads of brothers, all super annoying and unawesome! But you don't look like any of them, even older. So who are you?!

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Because Prussia is my older Brüderchen! But he isn't as cute as you are!

[And that's where he presses his hands to either side of your face to get a closer look, right~]

Buuuut... If he used to be as cute as you, then everything makes sense!!

[He'll just... Hug you now. Well, someone seems happy.]

[baltic_crusader]

Kesesesese~ You're older brother must be an awesome person because I know I'll grow up to be the awesomest!

[and does he care that awesomest isn't a real word? Nope! He's enjoying being hugged and hugging back because gosh is it nice to have someone hold him. Not that he was a kid and needed held]

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Aaaa~ctually... He is rather boring and unawesome.

[And he places his chin on your head while keeping you in his arms, pondering a little.]

Somethign must've gone reaaally wrong if Brüderchen Griesgram used to be this cute little you!

[baltic_crusader]

[he pouts, but cuddles are too nice]

Then I'll just have to make sure to grow up to be the most awesome Brother ever! Kesesese~ You'll have an awesome older brother!