voicetesting is hard and sucks and blegh blegh blegh

[1475]

I bet you think all these things you're typing are really, really cute. We could always see just how cute things get when you've got no fingers and a broken neck, if you wanted to.

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[ex_question191]

Wow. That's vicious.

[ he doesn't seem to bothered by it. ]

[1475]

[ ah desensitized kids...~ ]

And yet - still deserved.

ugh my gross typos

[ex_question191]

Sooo do you frequently go around just, threatening violence, or whatever?

it's cool i read fluently in typo-ese

[1475]

It's more of a case-to-case thing. This just being one of those cases.

[ex_question191]

[ he nods slowly. ]

Yeah, cool. Cool.

[ no stiles the psychopathic vampire is not cool. ]

[1475]

[ what, can't feel the cool rolling off her in waves? lookit this cool expression, these cool goldilocks curls that are far superior to the dutifully straightened do's of her doppleganger, that really, really cool bracelet and... ]

[ okay, maybe not cool. ]

[ if anything, he's playing a little too cool here. (eviscerated bodies anyone?) ]

...Does it bother you?

[ex_question191]

Oh, yeah, gee, check out how deeply bothered I am by your threats of torture.

[ he rolls his eyes. and okay, maybe he's a little afraid of her, just like he's a little afraid of derek, but he does his best to hide it. so long as she's not inflicting grievous bodily harm on him, it's almost hot. ]

[1475]

Maybe you should be. [ comes the half hearted drawl. ] Half the things she's writing have to do with you.

[ and that unspoken "almost" is not a good mentality; it's the sort that would get him killed one day, tortured or not. ]

[ex_question191]

Me! No way. No way. Oh my god, what the hell did I do?

[1475]

Not a lot. [ half eyebrow waggle, half disappointment. ]

[ex_question191]

This can't actually be happening.

[ failing at sex is humiliating, but being punished with torture for failing at sex is kind of the ultimate nightmare. ]

[1475]

Nothing's happening yet. You're not exactly at the top of any of my list.

[ really, any list. hit list, shit list, conquest list, list of people whose names she remembered, circle of trust list... ]

[negotiates]

Katerina... Did no one teach you to play nice with your writer?

[1475]

No. But I don't see any reason to play nice.

[negotiates]

That's funny. Nor do I.

[Let's see... Should he snap your fingers, spine or neck first? Choices, choices...]

[1475]

Let's not play nice, then.

[ All revolving around pain and death... Yes, choices indeed... ]

In fact, why don't we play mean. [ Though too mean she might be running. Oh, the delicate lines we walk... ]

[negotiates]

That reminds me. How was your time spent with Niklaus?

[1475]

Oh, you know him. Pleasant as always, charming as ever.

[negotiates]

Should I reintroduce you?

[1475]

I don't think that's necessary. [ translation: i'll be conveniently out of the country if you try. ]