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[goalenu]

Ah, geez, no, by all means. I think it's fuckin' peachy when you constantly ignore me for evil broads. Tell me, again, how well you identify with the quiet cannibal from Hell.

No, c'mon. That's a good one and I'm in need of another laugh.

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[eyetalyan]

Donny.

Issat a lady yer shootin' your mouth off to like that?

Just going to pull them all out for you

[milch]

[ You can probably tell what's on the to of his tongue, but he only smiles. Shrugs. ]

These people, such a fantasy life they must lead. Perhaps you may pick up a new hobby while you wait for your time. Cross-stitching, I hear, isquite popular and soothing.

[goalenu]

Hiya, lieutenant.

Nothin' to worry about. She's a "lady", but she knows I've been bitin' my tongue for too goddamn long, now.

Just one more, promise

[disrespects]

[ She surveys the other with a cool eye. Literally - she's only got one eye. ]

Sounds like someone's a little bit jealous. Just what have you done lately?

And done

[texasfuneral]

No good can come from finagling with hateful bitches.

[eyetalyan]

[ A mild, acknowledging nod. ]

Sergeant.

So what's this stink, exactly? Gal from Hell, you mean figuratively, pretend-like or literally?

how could i complain!

[goalenu]

[Just...a little quiet fuming and a glare.]

Yeah. Cross-stitching. Ain't you a clever sonuffabitch.

[goalenu]

Jealous? Of a rotten little bitch gettin' all what oughta be my screentime? Yeah, you might say that.

[goalenu]

Yeah, that's why I - contrary to what writer thinks best - don't associate with 'em.

[milch]

[ He continues to look pleasant. So, so pleasant. Amused, even. ]

Well, I took my reading, writing, und arithmatik.

And what about you, Sergeant Donowitz? For how long did you go to school?

[disrespects]

So you're gonna huff and puff and do what? That it?

[texasfuneral]

Sometimes you don't go lookin' for trouble, but trouble finds you anyway.

[goalenu]

Wish I didn't have to say literally. Fancy lookin' bitch, like some kinda Dracula ballerina. And here, my gal, who spews nothin' but hero talk, is all twitterpated over this one.

[eyetalyan]

Well shit, if that ain't just a cryin' shame. Can't say my house is exactly clean, so I'm right there with ya.

Anything I can do?

[goalenu]

I'm used to the overcrowdin', don't get me wrong. Even got used to her playin' favorites. Trouble is, I'm the gahddamn favorite, 'round here.

I dunno. You're givin' me even more of an excuse to be out'n about. That works.

[goalenu]

[Oh, yeah, he's so impressed.]

For as long as I needed to. I graduated. What're you tryin' to say?

[goalenu]

Hey, I'm just remindin' the lady that she misses me. That one'a her nearest and dearest is feelin' a bit brushed aside.

[goalenu]

Don't I fuckin' know it.

[milch]

[ You damn well should be! He's fabulous dashing! ]

I am merely asking a question. Foreign culture, it is a curiosity to me. Are you trying to say something?

[eyetalyan]

[ Aldo slides his knife free of it's holster and begins to turn it this way and that, using the edge to start musingly picking beneath his nails. ]

Always were bit of a showy sumbitch, Donny. Made Saturday nights a real treat for us.

You know, just cuz the war is over, don't necessasarily mean the fightin's done. Plenty of evil still out there in the world.

[disrespects]

Oh yeah. You're a real charmer; I can tell.

So what if she doesn't see to reason? What's your next move?

[goalenu]

[...That's a word for it. About as dashing as Donny is patient.]

Well, then, I got all the schooling I needed in my foreign culture. And you're that much more educated on the subject.

[texasfuneral]

You oughta pick you up some bitchbane; shit that'll make them vaginas go screamin' away from yer space.

[goalenu]

[Snorts. Look who's talking, if we're going on first impressions.]

I got manners and class when I need 'em.

And look, she sees reason. Always manages to, before I gotta, you know, step it up. Remind her who's in charge.

[milch]

[ If there's one thing Landa has, one virtue, it's patience. He's got enough to go around. ]

Ah, yes, it is always good to learn.

American schools seem to mostly be well-rounded, but there is one subject in particular that seems to fall short. Language. German schools, learning other languages is very important from a young age.

Though I have to say, Mister Donowitz, of all your comrades, your Italiano was best.

[ A wink. ]

I mean, your competition... it was horrible. But nonetheless.