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dear_mun2012-11-04 08:06 pm
kingbowser) wrote in dear_mun2012-11-04 08:06 pm
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mmmaybe route_29? Awkward voice test.
Gwa ha ha ha!
So, let me get this straight. You're going to send me to join a lousy team and steal a bunch of monsters? As a grunt?
Oh, that's rich! Like I care about petty crimes like that. I've got bigger fish to fry, kingdoms to conquer, princesses to kidnap, and plumbers to stomp. And what makes you thing I'd want to go around stuffing little creatures in balls when I've got a whole army eating outta the palm of my hand?
Besides, if those Rocket chumps are so high and mighty, let's see them bust into Star Haven, snag the Star Rod, and come out on top. Sounds to me like they can't even get a handle on some legendary beasts!
[He shakes his head.]
And don't get me started on the whole human gig. Why should I sacrifice my good looks on top of everything else?
I hate to break it to you, kid, but it's not gonna work.
[ooc: Oh god, do pardon my rust. I haven't played this guy in ages, and I'm in the process of a canon review. Also note that I'm working mainly off of Paper Mario and maybe a little SMRPG. Haven't gotten the chance to play the M&L titles.]
So, let me get this straight. You're going to send me to join a lousy team and steal a bunch of monsters? As a grunt?
Oh, that's rich! Like I care about petty crimes like that. I've got bigger fish to fry, kingdoms to conquer, princesses to kidnap, and plumbers to stomp. And what makes you thing I'd want to go around stuffing little creatures in balls when I've got a whole army eating outta the palm of my hand?
Besides, if those Rocket chumps are so high and mighty, let's see them bust into Star Haven, snag the Star Rod, and come out on top. Sounds to me like they can't even get a handle on some legendary beasts!
[He shakes his head.]
And don't get me started on the whole human gig. Why should I sacrifice my good looks on top of everything else?
I hate to break it to you, kid, but it's not gonna work.
[ooc: Oh god, do pardon my rust. I haven't played this guy in ages, and I'm in the process of a canon review. Also note that I'm working mainly off of Paper Mario and maybe a little SMRPG. Haven't gotten the chance to play the M&L titles.]