I've eaten pizza for dinner three times this week.

[highthree]

Oh man, this is going to be so awesome, I don't even know how to tell you! It's going to be the most awesome thing you've ever experienced. It'll be like awesomeageddon. It's pretty roomy up here, I kinda like it already. We can set up couches and a sweet skate spot and maybe order pizza and throw the most best party of all time. Of all time! All inside your brain! Isn't that the best?

I'm going to make your brain so awesome it'll, like, jump out of your head and run around on the floor like the Kraang! HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Haha. See, 'cause, the Kraang are, like, brain-thingies, and when you beat up their super robot bodies they jump out and go all screechy and stuff.

Man, I am so good at jokes!

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[minor_setback]

Living brains unconnected to the body? Please, do go on.

[This gives him ideas.]

[highthree]

Oh, man, you don't even know, like, they're these alien brains and they have little pink legs and sometimes they suck onto your face! And they build all these alien robot body things and those are super creepy.

Oh, and they all talk like this! [Here, we have the worst Kraang voice-impression that has ever taken place.] Kraang, do we have the thing that was a thing that was supposed to be at the thing? Yes, Kraang, we have the thing that was supposed to be at the thing. Perhaps the thing is the thing that was the thing that was supposed to be at the thing.

[minor_setback]

[...He could sic those things on that blasted earthworm.]

Out of curiosity, where would I go to acquire such creatures? I definitely won't use them to go on a rampage and possibly slaughter millions upon millions of idiotic humans. I'm just a cat.

[highthree]

Well, they're all over New York right now, but you gotta know where to look for them. They hide out in abandoned buildings and stuff and change them into their creepy blue machiney alien hideouts.

But they kind of look like this!

[minor_setback]

[...]

[Wow, what a horrid drawer. Evil the cat facepaws.]

...New York, was it?

[highthree]

Yeah! The Big Apple! City that never sleeps! Y'know, that's actually a lie, because I live there, and I sleep all the time.

[minor_setback]

[Urge to torture turtle... rising.]

...Out of curiosity, do you enjoy elevator music?

[He'll tie up the turtle and force him to listen to evil elevator music for around 5 or so decades, give or take a million centuries.]

[highthree]

Elevator music? What's that? Is that music they play in an elevator? I've never been in an elevator before. I bet it goes like dunna dunna dunna dunna elleeeevaaaaatoooorrr which floor will I pick nanananana... I'm in an ellleeevaaattorrrr...

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat pulls a chair out of hammerspace and sets it on the ground.]

Why not sit and become comfortable whilst I prepare the music?

[If Michelangelo sits in the chair, he'll become trapped and won't be able to escape.]

[hi_no_de]

[Suddenly! A lady with white wolf ears and a tail.] You are most enthusiastic, young one! Your mundane must be quite thrilled to have you about.

Pray tell, what is "pi-zza"? Is it edible?

[highthree]

You don't know what pizza is?

[How horrifying. Just ignore the fact that he didn't know what pizza was either until a month and a half ago...]

Only, like, the best food ever. It's cheesy and gooey and tomato-y and all triangular and stuff!