voicetesting for some fourth wall action

[bighero]

The same day you pick me up you pick up a red lantern too? You really know how to make a guy feel special. That lady gives me the heebie jeebies.

So what's this I hear about some castmates?

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[looksfine]

What are "heebie jeebies"?

[bighero]

You know, the creeps. [ No Hal, she doesn't know, she's an AI created on Oa. ] She makes me uncomfortable. She's not like Razer.

[looksfine]

I would think not, considering Razer is male.

[bighero]

It's more than that. Razer's not all bad, he regrets some of the things he's done. This chick, she's vicious.

[looksfine]

Have I encountered her before?

[bighero]

Maybe. I think I remember seeing her before. Blue skin, bone wings? Her name is Bleez.

[looksfine]

[Her eyes narrow slightly]

Yes. I remember her. She was most unpleasant.

[bighero]

She's really into the whole hate and vengeance spiel. I guess I'm supposed to balance her out.

[looksfine]

Considering you possess neither of those traits, I am inclined to believe that.

[bighero]

She's an odd one, this mundane girl. You must be the castmate she's so excited about.

[looksfine]

There is a strong probability, yes.

You are coming to visit me at the Barge, then?

[Happy little Robot is happy]

[bighero]

I guess so! How's the place treating you?

[looksfine]

The Admiral's driving leaves much to be desired.

so Hal doesn't make enough happy faces...

[bighero]

He should just let you drive. Not so much as a bump in the road.

This is why we need the rest of Season 2. *shakes fist at CN*

[looksfine]

I have offered, but apparently, I am not qualified to properly navigate the ship.

It is considered beyond my jurisdiction as Warden.

[bighero]

If he needs a reference I'd be happy to put in a good word for you.

[looksfine]

Thank you.

[bighero]

No problem. You're just about the best pilot I know, and I know a lot of pilots.

[looksfine]

It is what my program was originally designed for, after all.

[She's not really bragging. Just stating a fact.]

[bighero]

The Blue Man Group did a great job with that programming of yours. I can't believe they were going to just take you apart.

[looksfine]

[She was about to question the Blue Man Group reference...when the latter part of his statement gave her pause.]

Would you please repeat that?

[bighero]

They did a good job with your programming? [ Whoops, little slip there. ]

[looksfine]

That is not what you said previously.

[bighero]

I may have left out the bit about the Blue Man Group.

[looksfine]

I am unconcerned about this Group you referred to. My concern is your other reference. Specifically, the implication that I was nearly disassembled.

[bighero]

It wasn't that close. [ It totally was. ] We bailed you out of there pretty quick.

[looksfine]

Your choice of words alludes to the notion that I had been imprisoned for some reason.

[bighero]

I don't know why. The guys in charge don't tell me anything.

[looksfine]

That has never stopped you before, Green Lantern Hal Jordan.

[bighero]

It didn't this time either. You're still in one piece, aren't you? I mean, sort of. [ More like 8 pieces, if you count the ship itself as one. ]

[looksfine]

I do not know. Am I?

Or, should I rephrase...will I be?

[bighero]

As long as I have a say in the matter. I won't let anything happen to you, Aya.

[looksfine]

[Much as she is tempted to inquire further...somehow, the way he says it is enough for her.]

I believe you. [Papa]