Canon is House of the Dead (the games).

[oneinitialname]

What?

No, I'm not telling you what the "G" stands for. That information is classified.

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[typeswithgloveson]

[Clears his throat and assumes a mock frightened pose, speaking in a dull monotone.]

A-hem. OH. NO. A ZOM-BEE. This. Is. Horrible. Help ME. Help ME.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Why would your name be classified?