on hipsters in space.

[architectures]

'I'm bringing the wii' isn't a compromise for all the upcoming terror.

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[learnedtosmile]

[What even.]

It probably won't do any good, but I admire you for at least trying to stand your ground.

[architectures]

I can stand some pretty strong ground.

[ woah your faceeee. ]

[learnedtosmile]

On the other hand, the space bar could use some better music.

[architectures]

I'm not sure if we should score potential terror with Neutral Milk Hotel.

[learnedtosmile]

It's way better than Ace of Base.

[architectures]

What do you think Beirut?

[learnedtosmile]

Also much better than Ace of Base.

[constructum]

Your mun worries me.

[ not that it needed to be said, but whatever. ]

[architectures]

Your mun had the thing with the cake.

[ not that it needed to be said, but whatever. ]

[constructum]

[ you just had to go there, didn't you? ]

She just wanted clarification, okay? [ yep, that is the best explanation for that whole load of embarrassment. ]

It doesn't matter though, space still sucks and I really don't know why she thinks it would be fun to send you here.

[architectures]

It's okay. I enjoy red velvet, too.

[constructum]

[ a long shrug. ]

I prefer carrot cake myself.

[cons]

No, that- That is definitely a a decent compromise. If you can find somewhere to plug it in and play.

-- Actually I know somebody that can probably hack it and make it work.

Listen, you need to bring Wii Sports.

[architectures]

I don't think sanity is a good trade in for boxing with Wiimotes.

[cons]

Well not boxing, no.

But tennis, yes.




I'm kidding! It's a joke, it's a joke.

[architectures]

Well, we might as well pack DDR.

[cons]

We actually have a real, live dance club bar thing, so. You could use the space for something else.

I still vote for Wii Sports, and maybe... Mario Party. No, no wait don't, we don't need another reason for people to fight each other.

[dirtyword]

What's a wee? Sounds disgusting.

[architectures]

It's not.

[ your girlfriend thinks its awesome, so R U D E. ]

It's a console. [ fry squints. ]

[dirtyword]

Like Super Nintendo?

[talkstoengines]

It's not that bad.

Dunno what that wee thing is though. Is it fun?

[architectures]

I guess. I mean, it's something four people can kind of do together.

[talkstoengines]

Four people do it together? Does it involve taking off your clothes?

[architectures]

I've gotta say, that's the wrong kind of Mario Party.

[talkstoengines]

What's a Mario and why is there a party for it?

[presupposes]

A wee...

Now what does that do.

[architectures]

It's a video game console. How far off into the future am I?

[presupposes]

The future... [This is a most thoughtful pause.] It would depend upon our current time point, I believe.

[And another very most thoughtful pause.]

My mun seems to think that those are important. Time points, you know. Have you heard of those? Physicists ascribe such a thing to one letter. Tee.

[Eli, that's a variable.]

[nobrakes]

I don't think the space TVs work with Wiis anyway.