And now we game hunt

[findatree]

What do you mean, you're going to choose between three Once-lers? Isn't one enough to handle? Yeah yeah, same guy different game, whatever.

I didn't sign up for this. I signed up for staying in your head, not going to a game. Let alone three possible ones.

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[thneed]

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, pick a Once-ler by the toe?

Can't say I didn't warn you she'd go shoving you somewhere, kid.

[findatree]

I think warning me just encouraged her.

[thneed]

Oops. Sorry about that.

[findatree]

If I get where you are, you owe me marshmallows.

[thneed]

What I gave you piles of candy I got on Halloween? Would that suffice? I kind of want the marshmallows for me.

[findatree]

You got candy for Halloween? ... Aren't you a little old for that?

[treefetish]

You could try picking the one that's the least arborcidal? [this is a reasonable criteria]

[findatree]

That's possible?

[treefetish]

I said "the least." I didn't say "not at all."

Maybe I should've said, "Pick the one most crippled by regret?"

[findatree]

Um... okay. I'll talk to my mun about it.

[treefetish]

-- Oh, hey, here's an idea! Why don't you just come along with me?

[c'mon bestie there's a world of trees to explore]

[findatree]

Uhhm oh, yeah, that'd be great! So where are you going?

[whichwayyoulean]

[Get out, Audrey]

also totes gonna app when i am less ravaged by mother nature k

[treefetish]

[YOU WANNA GO, OLD MAN

YOU WANNA FUCKING GO]

exccelleeennnt

[whichwayyoulean]

[Yeah, bring it you red haired hippie weirdo]

[treefetish]

[SHE WILL FUCK YOU UP

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW]

[whichwayyoulean]

[WHY ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE FUTURE SO STRANGE

YOU'D SWEAR THEY WERE BEING RAISED ON FAKE AIR OR SOMETHING]

[whichwayyoulean]

It could be worse.

...Not exactly sure how yet, but I'm pretty sure it could be.

About 85% sure.

[findatree]

Thanks for the encouragement.

[whichwayyoulean]

Hey, you're welcome. I think it's a great pick me up.

[findatree]

You must be great as a motivational speaker.

[whichwayyoulean]

You don't get to be where I got without being able to move people.

[Though, you know, the hostile takeover thing helped]

[findatree]

Yeah, I think I heard that part of the story already.

[truffulacide]

Think of it as a fun new job. If you're going to be a chew toy, you owe it to yourself to be the chewiest one out there. We're talking super duper, I-love-this-guy chewy.

[...yeah, he's got nothing. but it motivated you, right? that's what he's here for. there's a reason why he never hired any motivational speakers to come to the factory and, contrary to popular belief, it had nothing to do with budget constraints. for the most part.]

[findatree]

Uhhh. I don't really think I want to be compared with a chew toy.