An Unopened Door is a Happy Door

[mmoss]

Mun, you clearly don't understand the meaning of that phrase. You are supposed to not open this door.

[Maurice looks around.]

Wait a minute! Is this the internet? Am I actually in the internet? Oh my gosh, I'm giddy as a goat.

I'm in the internet. Oh, mun I was wrong about you! You clearly know the way to this geek's heart.

Thank you, oh thank you!

-Maurice Moss


[OOC: Canon is The IT Crowd]

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[aggressiveapathy]

It's 90% porn and cat videos. And like 10% the new market of cats watching porn.

new muse is new - working on icons

[mmoss]

Oh? Isn't that nice. I thought it was around to give people like me something to do.

[He chuckles to himself, sounding quite nervous.]

Well, since I was wrong, I best be going, now.

[And he not to slyly trying to sneak his way out the door. She's made him nervous.]

oh my god I love moss

[viced]

It's not exactly being in the internet, actually.

I hope I do him justice XD

[mmoss]

[excuse the look of disappointment.]

What do you mean it's not in the internet?

When I'm over there, [He points to the telly.] I'm not in, but here I am.

That mun creature is there, putting my thoughts, my feelings, my very essence out here for all the world to see. I didn't exist here before that happened, so that means I am in the internet.

You're doing fabulous!

[viced]

Yeah, if you want to be philosophical about it, but you're talking to the guy who talks to the internet, and we're no more in it than they are.

It's like, alright, a blogger talking about the election isn't in the internet, but their opinions are. We're still not living in the fucking internet. That's like, oh fuck what was he called, Freakazoid or whatever.

Thanks, I need the encouragement, finished S4 yesterday and was all "MUST RP" XD

[mmoss]

I think you're confused you know what this is like? Do you? Huh, huh? do you?

[Moss is quite excited to have figured this out.]

It is like a giant role playing game... only real.

I don't blame you, he's so much fun!

[viced]

[ A few moment's pause. ] Okay, this is absolutely nothing like LARPing.

It is a little bit like a team up comic, though. You know, when everyone from the multiverse comes together to defeat the big bad?

[mmoss]

I know what it is, thank you very much. And I'll have you know, that I am like the characters and my mun is like the game master or guide or....

[He stops and looks utterly shocked.]

My mun is the game master! But I'm the game master! It's always been me!

[Now he's sulking.]

[viced]

Tough shit, huh? You could stage a revolt, I guess, or just, I don't know, weigh your dice and see if it helps.

[mmoss]

[He looks thoughtful at that and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a die. Then his face falls.]

This one's only got six sides. I need an icosahedron die.

[Yup, still sulking.]

ahhh moss

[eternallybored]

And the internet is just as magical as they say it is.

[mmoss]

Oh? And how 'magical' do 'they' say it is?

[Totally did air quotes on those two words.]

[eternallybored]

As magical as a robotic, rainbow unicorn galloping through the sky.

[mmoss]

[He looks up at the sky hoping to see one.]

What? Where? Where's the robot? I want a robot. Can I have one? Huh? Please? PLEASE? PLEASE!?