homeless. Loud. disapproving. Just how I like em.

[rattlescages]

So you think this is funny? Really?

Because I fail to see any humor in this situation. Especially regarding Bruce. And Harvey is another situation entirely.

I can't possibly pretend to even begin to understand your intentions, but I just hope you know what you're doing.

Comments

[hackingyoursensors]

What's wrong?

[rattlescages]

[Oh god. never tell her that bruce took on an apprentice the world may collapse--]

My mun seems to think it would be interesting to explore the possibility of me "coming back".

I happen to think differently.

[hackingyoursensors]

[It's not that hard to beli-- okay maybe a little.]

Coming back... from the dead? That's-- that's cruel for everyone involved. Unless you want to come back.

[learnedtosmile]

I'm pretty sure a lot of the time, muns don't know their own intentions.

[rattlescages]

Trust me, this one is conniving, and knows exactly what she wants.

[I only PRETEND to be stupid 8D]

[learnedtosmile]

I think that's scarier, though. Usually what they want is bad news.

[Well, what his mun wants tends to be bad.]

[inmateincharge]

You clearly aren't trying hard enough - there's a lot to find funny about Harvey!

[rattlescages]

Oh, and I'm sure you would know.

[Oh, she knows you. and she does not like you one bit >:T]

[inmateincharge]

Yep! Ever since I met him face-to-face-to-face, it's been a laugh riot with ol' Harv! Mostly at his expense, of course, but he occasionally pulls off a few capers that get a chuckle outta me!

[He's got no idea who she is; he just likes messing with people. :D]

[battyman]

They hardly ever do, but it sort of seems like that's the point.

[rattlescages]

Well, they at least know enough to bring us here. And I don't think that's any real consolation.

[battyman]

Well, I guess that all depends on how you look at things.

[soyoudonthaveto]

Welcome to club, sister.

dlsadhisahod oh god I choked.

[rattlescages]

And what club would that be?

So you're familiar with Nostalgia Critic?

[soyoudonthaveto]

The Club of "Rested in Peace Before This Asshole Decided To Ressurect Me"

[callit]

Hey, I wouldn't mind seeing you around these parts more.

[rattlescages]

Of course you wouldn't. I just don't think it would be a good idea in general.

[callit]

Why not? It can't be that bad. In fact, I think this place needs a little more Rachel Dawes.

[lasiurus]

...Harvey said it best. [Mild sarcasm, loads of jealousy.]

[rattlescages]

And what exactly did Harvey say?

[pretending not to notice. DONT MAKE THIS AWKWARD BRUCE.]

[lasiurus]

Tuning him out already? I think that's bad for your job, Rachel.

[notmydiagnosis]

It's difficult to discern a mun's intentions. Especially for someone like yourself.

[ Bitch. Face. Hello, Rachel. ]

[rattlescages]

[.....Oh. another man who tried to kill her. Great. iconkeywords]

I'm more than capable of figuring out what my mun is planning. I just don't like what's going on in her head.

[felinely]

Do they honestly ever know what they're doing?

...I AM GUESSING TONIGHT IS ATRAX NIGHT OR SOMETHING????

[rattlescages]

It's frightening how often they actually do know.