New muse is new (possible spoilers in comments)

[brave_royal_fighter]

Dear Mun,

Do you not think you are being overly... Hasty? Yes, I understand your desire to keep me out there in the world but for god-sakes, at least finish the game, won't you? If you keep this up I fear I will get nothing done.

-Haythem

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[lope]

As much as I fear to agree with you: that makes two of us.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Connor seems an angry lad
But he's got a lot at stake
All those troubles with his dad
And if he smiles, his face might break ♪

[lope]

[ must not punch civilians, must not punch musicians, must not punch old men, must not punch old civilian musicians LIFE IS HARD ]

/dying

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ I'm not one to use your blade on
Don't look down your nose
These are hard to compose;
Nothing rhymes with Ratonhnhaké:ton ♪

/cracking up

[lope]

[ . . . ]

Not all sonnets need rhyme.

[brave_royal_fighter]

Even we have to agree on things once in a while. Even if you are loathe to do so.

[lope]

That's putting it kindly.

[brave_royal_fighter]

I only try to keep it civil.

[lope]

Of course. As ever.

Were I only allowed to say that much more.

[brave_royal_fighter]

Shall I invite you to speak your mind?

[lope]

Only if the ones above consent to it.

[ If he were the type to smirk, he'd be doing so right now. He of the walking spoiler. ]

[brave_royal_fighter]

My handler cares not, though, I doubt he is one you are referring to.

[He arches his brow. Smirks are for better occasions. He knows those feels.]

[lope]

Then I may speak freely, as you wish.

You speak of civility only when it would benefit you. [ can't help it if he kinda sounds like a rebellious teenager. sry dad ]

[brave_royal_fighter]

And what makes you assume this is for my benefit? [You are grounded mister.]

[lope]

Isn't everything you do so? [ oh snaaaaaaaaaaaap ]

[brave_royal_fighter]

No. I fail to see how having you benefited me. [You want some ice for that burn, son?]

[lope]

...

[ dammit he's got nothing. YOU WIN THIS DAY, DAD. the battle is lost but the war is still on-going. ]

[brave_royal_fighter]

As I said, not everything I do benefits me. [The father has to take the son to school after all.]

[lope]

[ one day, the son will surpass the father.

this is not that day, sadly. ]

As you will, but take care not to disrespect Mother.

[ she is the one who taught the teacher, after all, mr. slowtalk. ]

[brave_royal_fighter]

[Clearly it's not.]

I would never. She was a wiser woman than most men.

[Shut up. He didn't know the extent of her English, not to mention he had been running through the snow...]

[lope]

[ one could say she gave him the
cold shoulder. ]

Than all, I would dare to say.

[ urgh urgh there are so many things he could possibly say IF ONLY HE WERE THE INSULTING TYPE ]

[brave_royal_fighter]

[Badumtis.]

I am inclined to agree.

[IF ONLY. God Connor, stop being a block of stone. Snark it up man.]

<3<3<3<3<3 (spoilers sort of) <3<3

[ghostintheanimus]

Look! It's a dǝǝɥs in eagle'ŝ clothing.

<3333

[brave_royal_fighter]

Pardon? I believe you must have me mistaken with some other fellow. I am no sheep.

[ghostintheanimus]

Those are the creatures who believe in ^leaders and followers, aren't they?

I'm not fooled. I've had too many lives for that.

[brave_royal_fighter]

Leaders, perhaps. Followers, not as much.

[ghostintheanimus]

Every_body thinks they're the one in charge, but the strings connect up and up and we can't even see-

Shut up and stop trying to kill JFK!

[brave_royal_fighter]

Pardon..? What are you going on about?

[ghostintheanimus]

[rubs his head] Damn it, lost the çentury again. Happens a lot, thanks to your friends.

Like I was saying, you're ^a tool.

[brave_royal_fighter]

My friends?

Last time I checked I was a human, not a tool.

[ghostintheanimus]

Your brothers. Links in the same chain from past to future.

Then you don't c////heck real often.

[brave_royal_fighter]

My brothers in arms as they say?

Well, as I see myself now I am made of flesh and blood like a human so there for, one can safely assume that I am still such.

[ghostintheanimus]

E^xactly. They've collected a lot of new tools and new toys over the years. Ways to torture people you could only dream of.

Flesh and blood can be programmed like anything else. What are genes but code?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Haytham, Haytham, esteemed among select peers
Keeps his skill for combat
As well as the same hat
For over twenty years ♪

/wheezing

[brave_royal_fighter]

Are you quite done yet?



... I rather like my hat.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Really, it's impressive!
(Though maybe a little regressive)
One odd thing's additional:
Aren't hoods more traditional? ♪

[brave_royal_fighter]

Why would I bother with a hood? Those make you look suspicious and untrustworthy.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ If you're going to use the blade (sans hook)
You should take on the whole Assassin look ♪

[brave_royal_fighter]

But that is oh so boring. I rather like standing out from the rest of them.