voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

[satana]

Are you forizzle right now? Oh, no, no no no.

Look, I don't care whatever deprived childhood you had to roll around in, cuz if we're getting up into the compare and contrast contest, oh, honey, am I ever going to win, and have I got the stories to prove it. You could crack out some junk about dirty hobo uncles stickin' things where they don't belong or dragon fighting or whatever and it still ain't gonna be a good enough reason for you tossing this lady to the dogs.

You hearin' me, muchacha? Because mama doesn't care who's got the puppet strings so long as she's got the scissors. And I don't do horror flicks. Sure don't do spaceships.

Especially don't share headspaces with dudes who smell like they've been rolling in llama yarf. Lemme out. This is not happening.

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[satana]

I know. You and I are, like, practically living examples of a) there being a God, and b) he's got some serious organization issues.

[ finn was like trying to tango with a braindead fish and just as floppy. she doesn't even want to think about that mouth. she had nightmares about it eating her face. ]

Alright, let's start at the top: Do you even have standards? Or is there just a short list, on which the remaining criteria is "must have a pulse"?

[mohawks]

If there were any justice in the world, we'd be somewhere way more exciting with way hotter people.

[ uh excuse you santana he has standards!!! kind of. ]

They're less standards than they are like, guidelines and shit. It gives me room for improvisation.

[satana]

We gotta do something about that. I mean, what're we gonna do? Sit in the gutter with some weirdo Japanese guys with swords bigger than small children? Or psychologically damaged guys in capes? Or whatever else people who play things like this have in their heads? Uh uh. We gots to get in on this action.

[ so long as it has a vagina and is rearing and ready to go?? ]

It's called your dick's spent so long in 40-year-old super-tanned moms who haven't done anything but sip bahama mamas all day that it probably doesn't know what it's DOING. You're out of practice, Puckerman.