voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

[satana]

Are you forizzle right now? Oh, no, no no no.

Look, I don't care whatever deprived childhood you had to roll around in, cuz if we're getting up into the compare and contrast contest, oh, honey, am I ever going to win, and have I got the stories to prove it. You could crack out some junk about dirty hobo uncles stickin' things where they don't belong or dragon fighting or whatever and it still ain't gonna be a good enough reason for you tossing this lady to the dogs.

You hearin' me, muchacha? Because mama doesn't care who's got the puppet strings so long as she's got the scissors. And I don't do horror flicks. Sure don't do spaceships.

Especially don't share headspaces with dudes who smell like they've been rolling in llama yarf. Lemme out. This is not happening.

Comments

[excitedly]

Well I sea that someones in a cod awful mood today. 38(

[satana]

And I whale still kick your badonk if you keep sounding like Barney's reject dolphin cousin.

[excitedly]

Sea! That's the spirit!
You know, I'm s)(ore people would like you better if you weren't so negative!
I'm reely - reely -
-E)(CIT---------ED to sea people when I get there.

[satana]

See, you think that was a compliment. But I'm legitimately calling you Nemo's retard best friend.

You're not one of those furry guys, are you?

[excitedly]

-U)( A FURRY? No, I'm a sea-dweller. 38D
I don't know t)(is Nemo or t)(is Barney is! I'm not sure who their retarded cousin or best friend are or what they did to bot)(er you; but bass-ically, I'm s)(ore they can't kelp acting the way they do.
You should be more culturally sensitive!

[satana]

They probably typed like less of the deep dark corners of 4Chan than you're rocking it, but let's take a minute to pretend you don't just mash your face into the keyboard like Nana Luciana after her evening soother planting herself into her dinner plate, but I don't care if this is the culture of the Vatican, I am so not respecting the twelve-year-old who's still stuck on Myspace.

Sorry! Come back when you can type like a real boy.