Muse is NOT happy!

[thefriend]

You and your friend just need to stop. As much as I'd love to hang out with my girl, you just need to find a new hobby. Maybe wear some lipstick, go out... You know, things that aren't interfering with my life.

....

I oughta smack you. You're really not funny.

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[writeswrongs]

Oh she can't be that bad, can she?

[thefriend]

Castle, what are you-- never mind, I should have figured you'd show up.

[She shakes her head.]

Bad doesn't even begin to cover what this woman is. Using phrases like 'For the lawls'. Who talks like that anyway?

[writeswrongs]

Ah yes, Internet speak. Like brb, irl, et cetera. Most muns are super into the Internet, which is why they have no lives, so they try to force us to do exciting things instead.

[thefriend]

I should be disturbed you know all that. Well, she can try and get me to do all the exciting things she wants. Doesn't mean I'm going to do it.

[writeswrongs]

Muns can be incredibly persuasive. In the manner that you don't really have a choice. If they want you to do it, you'll do it.

By the way, what kind of journal name is that?

[thefriend]

....

[See this look, Castle? This is her she wants to smack you silly look.]

Right, moving right along.

I don't know, she thinks it's pretty funny. The friend, like that's all I am or something, that I don't exist outside of my friendship with Kate.

And yours? Ego striking again?

[writeswrongs]

Aww you're more than the friend, Lanie. That implies that you never have any fun or get any and we all know about you and Esposito...

[Yes, he went there.]

Not so much ego as an accurate description of the wonderful character she's chosen to portray in this medium.

[thefriend]

That's it, I'm gonna come over there and smack that smirk right off your face.

[Seriously? You did not just go there.]

Wonderfully full of himself character. [Yep, she's crossing her arms and just giving him the Lanie look.]

[writeswrongs]

[And he's still smirking, waiting for that smack.]

Hey, when you're this amazing it's hard not to be full of yourself.

[thefriend]

I just shouldn't even be surprised at the size of your ego, Castle.

[She shakes her head.]

So what kind of trouble have you been getting yourself into?

[writeswrongs]

The usual. Fighting a war that some angry Norse gods apparently can't fight themselves. Falling through a rift and landing in an alternate version of Chicago where I'm psychic. Actually I'm psychic in Asgard too. Clearly mun has a preferred superpower for me.

[book_em]

...Just what exactly is she planning? And how much am I going to have to pay people to never speak of it again? By people you know who I mean.

[thefriend]

She's trying to send me to this place where everyone finds out they're fictional. There's a version of you there and Castle's there too.

[book_em]

You mean there's a fictional Kate Beckett outside of Nikki Heat? Please tell me this version keeps her clothes on and doesn't get doe eyed over some writer who tags along with her.

[Seriously, please tell her that.]

[thefriend]

I think she's gotta good head on her shoulders. Apparently she's finally got her act together where it concerns writer boy.

[book_em]

...Just what exactly is that supposed to mean? I understand the dynamic I have with Castle just fine. He has...things. His life is a complication, mine if straight forward. I have a job I'm good at and I do it.

[themuse]

Oh, I dunno, Lanie.

I've heard her talk. She's a little funny.

[thefriend]

Do not encourage the woman, her ego's going to explode.

[themuse]

Hey, I'm not encouraging anything. She doesn't need it... I'm pretty sure she's gonna do whatever she wants to.

[thefriend]

Yeah, she's pretty stubborn. Reminds me of someone. [Pointed look.]

[themuse]

What?

[She has no idea what you're talking about.]

[thefriend]

Don't you what me. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Lies, Kate. You know.]

[themuse]

[She's just gonna shrug noncommittally at you, dear Lanie.]

So, what kind of plans does she have for you?

[loyaltyrunsdeep]

C'mon, she can't really be that bad, can she?

By the way, you can't laugh at Esposito's jokes and then call someone not funny. Anyone is at least funnier than him.

[ Espo and Ryan: BFFs 4lyf ]

[thefriend]

You obviously never met the woman. She already has plans for me.

Mmmmhmmm.... I've seen you laughin' at his jokes too, so don't even start on me.

[Oh, Ryan, she laughs at those jokes for a completely different reason. Completely]

[loyaltyrunsdeep]

They all seem to have plans for all of us.

[ The laughing still needed to be pointed out ok ]

He's my partner so I'm obligated to laugh at his jokes. I'm pretty sure it's written into our contracts.

[thefriend]

She can plan all she wants, doesn't mean I have to play along.

[Kevin Ryan, shut your mouth. :| ]

You can always ask to renegotiate that contract.