Canon is the Devil King is Bored.

[devil_king]

Huuu... I'm so bored I've been watching to see how fast my nails grow.

I need minions to beat up.

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[moon_flicker]

If you're bored, want to go on an adventure? [Yup, that sure is a human(?) boy with horns there, smiling away.]

[devil_king]

I'm the boss. People have an adventure at me.

[moon_flicker]

No wonder you're bored, if you just wait for excitement to come to you. There's no rule saying you can't go on an adventure just because you're in charge.

[It's never stopped him, after all.]

[devil_king]

No, I'm the final boss. I set up an adventure but all the guys trying to rescue this stupid princess are too weak.

[moon_flicker]

So take a break and go on vacation. [Those Disgaea guys do it all the time, right?]

[devil_king]

I already do whatever I want all the time anyway. [He just gets so bored so quick. Five seconds enjoyment from using a person as a living dart or bowling ball and then back to sighing and sitting around.]

[moon_flicker]

[Then maybe he just needs a change of scenery.]

Why not try being the hero for once?

[devil_king]

Because I'm evil!

[moon_flicker]

So?

[devil_king]

So I only do evil things.

[moon_flicker]

You don't really seem all that evil to me.

[devil_king]

Yeah!?

[How about if he just suddenly throws a ridiculously huge ball of doom over there? Despite the fact that Zelkova is a tough customer, Versebute is comically powerful, so it wouldn't be surprising if the damn thing takes him out in one go.

Although yeah, he's not as much evil as he is a huge prick so it actually just knocks HP down to 1 instead of hurting people.]

[moon_flicker]

[Also, Zelkova is a hacker. So assuming they're still in some kind of pseudo-RPG-land, he's just going to use one of his infinite healing potions to go back to full HP now, 'kay? Still, OW.

Also, he's seen ten-year-olds more evil than you. No really. Also more mature.]

Hmm... [He places a forefinger to his lips in thought.] I'd say less evil and more petulant.

[devil_king]

[Everywhere is some sort of pseudo-rpg-land when Versebute is there. It's like a rule or something.]

What if I do it again!?

[So YEAH HE DOES.

He's an asshole, about 70% of everything he does is sudden and unprovoked violence. Why? 'Cause he's bored.]

[moon_flicker]

[Nice tantrum. Anyway, if that's the same HP-down-to-1 attack, Zelkova's just going to heal again. With an attention span like Versebute's, he has to get bored of throwing Ultimate Attacks at him eventually, right?]

Are you satisfied now?

[devil_king]

One more.

[Although he doesn't do it right now.

No, he'll spring it when he least expects it.]

[moon_flicker]

Still, evil or not, that doesn't mean you can't go on an adventure.

...An evil adventure. [Or something.]

[devil_king]

[Funny thing is, Versebute is actually quite uneducated about the whole deal of adventures and whatever so-]

Huh, you can do those?

[moon_flicker]

Of course! [Just find a local dungeon or cave or what-have-you and kill things until you get to the treasure at the end.]

Like treasure-hunting. [Or video games. Would Versebute enjoy WoW 'The World?']

[devil_king]

That's hardly evil.

[inmateincharge]

Don't we all? ...Well, I just kill 'em, but to each his own.

[devil_king]

I save that for special occasions. [For a devil king he doesn't kill very often at all, actually. He prefers to torment then release, to torment again later.]

[therosensaint]

Welcome to half of society.