a series of unfortunate events / haven't played her in ages oh god.

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Mundane.

I can't say that words such as that are really in right now, but I suppose I can make an exception. Dictionaries are even more out than that word, and without it, I can't think of another word to describe you and - the state of you at the moment.

How can I show off how in I am if I'm locked away in your head all the time? I've played the tragic heroine, Mundane, back when tragic heroines were fashionable. I need to be shown off. How else will people know that I'm not a hermit? That I have the money and means to be fashionable? Keeping me away for years isn't going to help. At all.

Go find a pinstriped suit and get to work. It's very in right now.

~Esmè Gigi Genevieve Squalor