Busting out of this dump, but so picky on a partner in crime

[meangreenmother]

So, you think you got control of me? HA!

Come back when you're gonna feed me.

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[otherworldtourist]

Feed? What is it you would like to eat? No matter what you crave, I'm sure I'll be able to accomodate your tastes.

[Not at all bothered by the fact he's a giant plant.]</small.

[meangreenmother]

Now that's more like it!

Blood and meat, juicy and red, and fresh. So you can deliver?

[big_blue_boyscout]

Not going to happen.

[Has seen the movie ... and Pete Ross wanted to see the play for his birthday]

[meangreenmother]

And why not? I'm a growing plant, I gotta eat.

[big_blue_boyscout]

Not people you don't.

[meangreenmother]

And what about all those cows and pigs you eat? All those plants for salad?

[notsogrimreaper]

Woah... a talking plant?

I hope your mun feeds you soon!

[meangreenmother]

That's right baby, I talk!

Let's hope so, if she knows what's good for her.

[notsogrimreaper]

How'd you learn to do that?

Oh? Are you trying to get revenge on your mun? Mine can be mean sometimes too...

[meangreenmother]

For as long as I can remember.

Not yet, I don't bite the hand that keeps feeding me! Listen to me and you won't have to worry at all about your mun giving you attitude; they can believe they got control up until a point, but you're the one who really knows what's going on, the one with all the power, and they know it too when the time comes.

Tell your mun that they ain't got nothing to worry about if they behave!

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh... I guess I could do that.

B-But what if she doesn't listen to me and goes ahead with her plans anyways?

[He's genuinely curious.]

[meangreenmother]

[the plant laughs loudly]

Kid, the answer's lying right in front of you! Ditch her ass and find yourself another mun, they're all the same.

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh... you think another mun would want me?

[Some people don't know what game he's from, or worse, know and don't like him!]

[meangreenmother]

Be smooth, and you can get anyone to like you from the start.

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh, you're right! I got lots of girls to like me back at school!