Tsk tsk

[garantundkraft]

Hey, mundane, you know what you were saying about me being horrible about dealing with people? Pot. Kettle. I think you know where I'm going with this.

What's that? I'm not helping? Uh, well, considering how the muse/mundane relationship works, you're asking the wrong guy. Besides, I'm not happy with you either.

You know why. Now be a mundane worthy of the awesome me and fix your shit.

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[fotlenke]

Are you the man who injured the Greek United Kingdom alongside the Horse-Rutter?

[garantundkraft]

...Uh. Horse... Rutter? ::He's thrown for a loop, otherwise he'd figure that one out on his own.::

[fotlenke]

Lo-ki.

[garantundkraft]

Oh! Oh right, Sleipnir, right. ::Ah, she did ask a question, didn't she?::

Jepp. That was me. What for?

[fotlenke]

[ She gives him the most lovely, sweetest smile.






...and then pulls a dagger from a sheath at her hip. ]

I vowed to the Great Kingdom that I would sever your manhood or at least scatter your entrails about the dirt. Do hold still. This will hurt very much.

[garantundkraft]

Is that all? Forgive me if I'm not the least bit frightened, Fräulein.

[fotlenke]

Silence the prattling and draw your weapon, thief.

[garantundkraft]

Uh, not really feeling compelled to. Sorry.

[fotlenke]

How sad. [ Annnnd, she's going to run and slash at you anyways. Will you dodge? ]

[garantundkraft]

::He draws his bayonet as she charges him, but with the short distance the more expedient response is to dodge, not block or counter-attack.::

What the fuck is your problem?!

[potatomasher]

...

[Oh, brother. What's he going to do with you...]

Seeing this, my mundane seems at unease that he is having some sort of déjà vu... Though your mun and you have something in common, at least.

[garantundkraft]

Hey Westchen. Older West? Ah, whatever.

The mundane says to tell yours to not worry so much! Which, heh, he sounds like you. Wonder if all mundanes have something in common with their muses?

[potatomasher]

Possibly. I am not sure if that is supposed to be a good or a bad thing, brother.

Just make sure that the both of you sort out your troubles. And just in case... Your mundane knows how he can reach mine.

[garantundkraft]

Of course he does! But he's also pretty stubborn and might not want yet to talk about it...

Well! Until he wants to talk, how is my cute little future brother? Being as awesome as I expect?

[potatomasher]

Let it be known, then, that the mundane here understands his reluctance as... He has been there.

[He ends that topic with a brief wave of his hand.]

As for myself... Well. Aside from private matters that I'd rather not bring up... I am watching and doing my best to keep the lot up here coordinated. There have been a few... Troublesome additions lately.

[garantundkraft]

Oh man, you guys have been having problems too? We got this super serious me show up and he is no fun at all. Do you know what he's been doing? He's been trying to give us a schedule. And, hey, I get the importance of adhering to one, but his are pretty much the strictest things I've seen ever, and that's saying something. ::Shoves a piece of paper in Germany's face. It is typed and has... a LOT of writing on it.:: Look! He even has a set time to brush teeth!

[potatomasher]

Hnn. We... Have a similar issue, I assume. Though it's more that I... I'm growing worried about him.After being really bothersome for some time and not leaving any of us any peace, he now... Seems to seclude himself from the rest of us.

[He sighs, reaching for his temple.]

He seems troubled, but I don't know how to approach him.

[garantundkraft]

Wait, are you talking about the awesome you? ::Frown. No! Awesomely cute Wests shouldn't hide away!::

Maybe I can help! What, exactly, do you want to know about approaching him? I can't imagine there's a wrong approach, but he's not me so don't hold me to that.

[potatomasher]

Exactly. He's not you, that seems to be the problem... I tried video games already, but he looked at me as if I had grown a second head.

[garantundkraft]

::Hey, West? Ever get tired of people looking at you like you've grown a second head? That's what Prussia is doing right now.:: Video... games?

Uhhhh try to think of what might have been fun in the 1930s, since I'm pretty sure that's when unawesome me is from. He might not even know what a video game is. Oh! Try a movie! That might work. Or beer. Beer and a movie?

[volcanic_winter]

That's a bit harsh.....

[garantundkraft]

Ah, which part? Not that I think I was too hard on him, but I'm curious.

[volcanic_winter]

[Sigh. And look who came to join them, Mr Puffin]

Bah! Ignore what Ice said, he's just being a wimp!

Shut up, Mister Puffin!

[garantundkraft]

Kesesese! Looks like your bird has the right idea!

[erfingi]

I must say, my mun quite enjoyed that log. But doesn't like the idea of fighting mundanes. I have tried telling her it is beyond my power to fix, but she still sends me to talk to you.