Homeless on DW || Asgard & The Long Now on LJ

[simpleman]

Oh, great. You drag me over here, make me a journal, and...Don't have any idea what to do with me. Real ace planning, sweetheart. I see you watching that sex game, and believe me...I like it as much as the next guy, but hell to the no. I know you. You'll screw me over so fast over there, it'll be like Flash Gordon running from the five-oh.

No.

How about this. How about I go back to listening in on Sam and his little chick gossip about time machines and crap, and I go back to taking care of the kid and trying to kill that werewolf, and we call it even. Sound good to you?

No?

Too damn bad. That's how it's going down. You worry about your crap, and leave me out of whatever sadistic thing's going through your head. I'm serious.

Comments

[lion_cub]

I take it your mun is...full of ideas?

[simpleman]

And every last one sucks out loud.

[winifred]

My mun's like that too! ... Maybe with less sadism.

[simpleman]

Mine just thinks man-tears are funny.

Doesn't really realize they don't actually happen.

[winifred]

Well of course not. They're just the same as regular tears, aren't they?

[simpleman]

No. I mean they don't happen at all. Period. Ever. They're like unicorns.

[winifred]

Oh come on, everybody cries sometimes. Unless they have some kind of disorder.

[simpleman]

Yeah well...My...See, my tear ducts don't work? And...Yeah. No man tears over in this corner.

[winifred]

Hmm. [ observing his face. ] You'd think your mun would know something like that.

[simpleman]

She does. Totally does. Just...Ignores it.

[winifred]

Then that's pretty insensitive of her. [ says the staring girl, who realises her hypocrisy and stops scrutinising. ]