waffling about 4th walls.

[countryofassholes]

You know, I've never been the kind of person that finds hesitation in a person the least bit attractive. And even if I were, your constant dithering is more irritating than anything else.

Kindly compose yourself and just- as America is fond of saying- go for it. Even if I'm not well received (which is most certainly going to be the case because nearly every person on that list is a sore loser) it's not as if it matters. I am the largest empire in human history, why should their complaints concern me?

... oh, do not 'weeeeh' me. I'm not patient enough to suffer your childish whining.

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[pasodoble]

Ay, don't let Roma hear you say that.

[countryofassholes]

Why not? It's the truth, isn't it?

[pasodoble]

Not for him. ( Or at all as far as anyone else from home is concerned. )

Kinda just realized it's an eskimo. ._.

[countryofassholes]

Well it is for me and that's all that really matters. [Yes, well...]

The one and only ;)

[pasodoble]

If you put it that way. . . ( Shoulder shrug. ) I suppose Roma is the only empire there for now so there isn't a lot of competition but. . .

( NVM. )

Let's think about other things instead of empires, hm?

Eskiiiii! ;w;

[countryofassholes]

Hmm... that's probably wise. [Small pause.] How are you doing?

long time ;3;

[pasodoble]

( Thinking it over for a bit, )

I have my memories and I'm not fighting for my life so I would say everything is going very well.

And you?

Tooo looooong. ;w; <3<3

[countryofassholes]

[She sighs.]

Aside from being left with America, things are manageable. It's actually gotten a little dull.

we should catch up some time just saying

[pasodoble]

Alone with America? How unfortunate. ( No, really. ) Well, America can be fun.

( Annoying! But fun. )

Yes, most definitely. o3o

[countryofassholes]

[Tell her about it.]

Only if our definitions of the word differ. He's a pain in the ass. [And that's about as frank as she's ever gotten.]

idk if i still have you on plurk or not aiee

[pasodoble]

Agreed. ( HAHAHA. ) Have you tried kicking him?

I do I do! It's still Jaki_Ryuujin!

[countryofassholes]

I've been sorely tempted. Does it actually help?

/quietly adds again

[pasodoble]

No.

;w; I'm so glad.

[countryofassholes]

[That gets a laugh.]

Too much to hope for, I suppose.

[pasodoble]

One can still hope.

[countryofassholes]

I'm a little to old to believe in miracles.

1/2

[pasodoble]

[pasodoble]

( Reaching out for a head pat here, )

Not quite old enough.

[countryofassholes]

[B'|]

I'm almost 200 years old!

[pasodoble]

Five hundred. ( Pointing a finger at himself and winking. And that's rounding down and only going by one of his younger birthdays. ) You're never too old for miracles.

[countryofassholes]

That's even worse. [Have a playful nudge, Spain.] Aren't you supposed to be above that sort of childishness?

[pasodoble]

Not at all.

( Possibly. But admitting that would make him old. )

[countryofassholes]

[Britannia brings up a hand to cover her mouth, probably to hide a very inelegant sound of amusement.]

The let me ask this: have you ever seen a miracle yourself?

[pasodoble]

Yes! Many times!

[countryofassholes]

Oh? Please elaborate.

[pasodoble]

( Counting off on his fingers, )

When my children returned after the war-- and after the regime ended, el milagro. . . ( And he's rambling all sorts of things going in reverse order from major events to to minor ones like "when random soldier Juan returned from battle" and when people are born. ). . . when Granada was won. . .

( No, really, he can keep going. )

[countryofassholes]

[No, no that's quite alright. Britannia is going to bring up her hands in the universal "stop!" sign.]

Antonio, [she begins when he's stopped. (Hopefully.)] Those aren't miracles.

[pasodoble]

( He stops and taps his chin thoughtfully, )

I think they are.

[countryofassholes]

[Siiigh. She should have expected this.]

A miracle is an extraordinary and improbable event. Something that can't be explained with logic or science. The things you talk about are... [she shrugs.] They're just good things that happened to you.