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[inmateincharge]

Ah, Halloween! A night where people dress up in garish costumes, wander aimlessly around town, and take things from total strangers! ...Actually, that pretty much sums up every day of my life! Oohoohoohoo...

I could give the people of this fine community a reason to be scared, of course, but between the knife-wielding lunatics, the supernatural horrors, and Calendar Man, going on a killing spree tonight would be a tad uninspired. Don't even know why you'd think I'd do that, munsy.  I'll just sit back and watch - should be fun!

Oh, and I do hope you haven't forgotten about that game you were planning on sending me to. Sure, Batsy isn't there yet, but it gives me an otherwise rare opportunity to see if I really can kill two birds with one stone!  Don't disappoint me like you did last time, munster.  I gave you a second chance because you've got such good taste, but you won't get a third.

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[theshape]

Did someone just say "knife-wielding lunatic"? Because now there's one standing right behind you...

[inmateincharge]

[Thankfully, he's sort of got a sixth sense for this type of thing - comes with the territory of dealing with Batman for so long. He turns around and sees...]

Mikey! Gotta say, love your work. Stabbing someone with a shotgun? Hilarious!

[theshape]

Well this is new. Someone besides himself who thinks his killings are funny? And that someone is a clown that reminds him of the costume he wore when he stab his sister to death all those years ago? Micheal simply looks at you as if you were a mirror.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I think it's time to go back to the Asylum, Joker.

[inmateincharge]

No, not yet - I haven't even started to have fun!

[big_blue_boyscout]

I can't just let you go free. You're dangerous, Joker. You hurt people, and I can't let you do that. So let's do this the easy way. Just come back peacefully.

[lord_of_terror]

The one day that all mortals pay homage to me.

[inmateincharge]

...Well, I'm certainly seeing you a lot sooner than I expected. [He's got no illusions about where he's headed.] So, how's life in hell?

[lord_of_terror]

[Considering the day, the Lord of Terror is in a good mood.]

Cramped. Soon, though, there will be plenty of room for all creation.

I have enjoyed watching you spread terror through the mortal realm. Your contributions will not go unnoticed.

[Why yes, Joker. He's offering you a management place in his very own terror themed Hell.]

[plains_hunter]

I kinda' doubt that. This place negates violence pretty easily, from what I've seen. Trust me, I've tried.

[inmateincharge]

Depends on what sorta mun you have, I guess. Mine let Batsy kill me once! [From the huge grin on his face, it's clear that he's not mad about that - it warms his heart to know that somewhere out there, there's a version of him that drove Batman off the deep end.]

[soyoudonthaveto]

...You're just dropping me here to fuck with me, aren't you?
[Yep. Happy Halloween, Critic!]

[inmateincharge]

Of course! Isn't that what muns do? [He's been thrown at more homicidal zombified ex-Robins than he can count, after all.]

[soyoudonthaveto]

Except I'm the only one out of the four in his headspace who he does seem to fucking around with the most.

[exceptfebruary]

I appreciate you giving me some space to work.

[inmateincharge]

Well, you know me - I hate to be predictable. And committing horrifying crimes on Halloween is such a cliche, so I'll let you do your thing. [Of course, he'll probably change his mind later - or maybe he won't. You never really know with him.]

[exceptfebruary]

My crimes do not always have to be horrifying. [ If this Calendar Man was aware of the sorts of crimes his alternate self committed, his tone would be significantly less pleasant. ] There are always new ways to celebrate.

[bodilesswarrior]

Don't touch them.

[inmateincharge]

Or what? You'll roll at me? Bahahahaha!

[bodilesswarrior]

[Her smile is all teeth.]

Actually, I was thinking I'd shoot you in the face.

[curiositykills]

Okay, Bozo. Whatever you say. Those birds are gonna make you wish you stayed in Arkham.

[inmateincharge]

Oh, I don't think anything would make me wish for that! Have you seen how dull Arkham can be at this time of year? And I'd hate to miss the holiday season!

/THREADJACKS IF THAT'S COOL

[bodilesswarrior]

Be careful.

Please, Jay.

[teenwonder]

We're not really the dying types. Sorry to disappoint.

[Er. Well, nobody's really told Robin about Jason yet.]

[inmateincharge]

Is that what you think? Oh, you've got a lot to learn, kiddo! Fortunately for you, I'm an excellent teacher!