pb made me do it

[shefoon]

No. I don't want to talk about how I feel. I want to sit here, sulk, and eat my nachos in sulky-peace. I'll call Ken later and see how prom went. He's probably having a great time with Erin, and I don't want to get in there when I feel like this and I am just really too bugged to chill, okay, so just hand over those nachos.

[ AU Ron Stoppable. Timing is during So The Drama ]

Comments

[potentialboy]

This is the second weirdest thing I have ever seen.

[shefoon]

[ She looks up from her nachos, sees Ron, then bows her head. ]

Ugh. I am so not in the mood for dimensional weirdness.

[potentialboy]

Yeah, I got ya. Been there, done that, didn't actually get a t-shirt. (Mind you, what I did get was like, 9000 times better, so...) Want the good news or the bad news about that whole mess first?

[shefoon]

[ She arches a brow, Ruby the naked mole rat popping out of the center of the pile of nachos, chomping on a cheesy tortilla chip noisily. ]

Uh, what are you talking about?

[potentialboy]

The Erin thing? Kinda already went through that. Although in my case it was Eric.

[shefoon]

What I went through? Dude, how can you say went through when it's currently what I'm going through?

[potentialboy]

Yeah, Bad news is it's part of one of Drakken's (Y'know, blue guy, probably a different name in your universe) evil plots and Erin's a synthrodone. Good news is it all works out almost ridiculously well.

[shefoon]

[ suddenly really alarmed, jumping out of her seat. ] WHAT? My best friend is at the prom with a synthodrone?!

[potentialboy]

Yeah, I wouldn't go running into the school shouting it though. Just running in there shouting that Little Diablos were evil was enough to make us look crazy.

[shefoon]

Little--you mean the toys in the kid meals? [ She looks over her shoulder at Ruby who is giving Ronnie a most alarmed look. ] That's so not cool!

[potentialboy]

Yeah, like I said, it all works out. Stope the bad guys, save the world, start dating KP...

[shefoon]

KP? What's uh, her name?

[potentialboy]

Kim Possible. As in my best friend since Pre-K?

[shefoon]

Kensington Possible. Best friend since Pre-K. Did your KP defend you from bullies as well that first day?

[potentialboy]

She pretty much kicked their butts, yeah.

[shefoon]

Wow. Okay. So. You have Kim Possible, and I have Ken Possible. Maybe we should do a quick run through of what is different in our dimensions or else I might have a aching brain later.

[potentialboy]

What about the Tweebs? And I'm guessin' Shego's probably Hego?

[shefoon]

Jim and Tim are Ken's younger twin brothers, and love trying to cramp in on Ken's style.

Hego has the glowing green fists, and Shego has the glowing blue fists.

[potentialboy]

Jim and Tim are exactly the same? That's either reassuring or horrifying. Wade still got the world wired, or is it someone else?

[shefoon]

Wade is still Wade. She's never gonna tell me her real name, but hey, it's Wade.

[potentialboy]

Interesting. In mine Wade is actually his real name. I mean, at least I think it is. I've been to his house and that's what is mom called him. Unless it was all some show put on to-

[Rufus finally pokes his head out of Ron's pocket where he'd been napping, clambers onto his shoulder, and chitters something about stopping with the paranoia]

Right, that's probably a good idea. Oh [Ron points to his pet] this is Rufus.

[shefoon]

[ Ruby scampers to the edge of the table, then hops onto Ronnie's sweater and begins her clawy climb. Once at Ronnie's shoulder, she peeks at Rufus. She chitters in confusion at the site of a male counterpart. ]

Lookin' good, Rufus! This is Ruby. [ She turns her wrist and points to the naked mole rat on her shoulder, who waves a little paw in greeting. ]

Hii.