short and to the point.

[watsonian]

My job title is sober companion.

For that and many other reasons, don't write me when you're drunk.

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[googled]

Now that amuses me greatly.

[watsonian]

[With the mother of all flat looks—]

I'm sure. Your amusement aside, it's really not convenient.

[ideduce]

Are you sure? We could cause several things to come to quite the emotional froth. That is what you want, is it not?

[watsonian]

Actually, no. I can safely say I have never had emotional froth as a goal.

[ideduce]

What do you call it, then? Your need to share what one feels?

[watsonian]

That would be 'communication' you're thinking of.

[ideduce]

Ah yes. [ he scrunches up his face ]

I believe I prefer my terminology. Twice as fluffed up and yet truth will out.

You mentioned other reasons, what were they? Apart from the fact that you're very obviously a lightweight.

[watsonian]

Who likes typos?

[No comment on lightweight.]

And speaking of typing, you're the one who's excited about the evolution of the English language. That's communication. You do it every day, and you're interested in the intricacies of it. Still frothy?