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Seth Nightlord { Empress Augusta Vradica ([personal profile] empressingly) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-10-31 05:13 am

canon reviewing, oh all the feels

 Can't seem to put our books down, can you? Here you are, ranting and raving about so many other things and you still remembered about our story! I would be flattered if I wasn't disappointed by the neglect. Honestly, who just leaves a girl alone for so long like that?!

But I might forgive you if you let me do a few things. You know what my demands are~. 
bloodsugar: (✧ well according to this...)

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Being neglected isn't entirely a sorry affair, is it, Seth? I mean, it's better than being reduced to some positions these people are capable of subjecting us to, hm...

[really when it comes to them, he doesn't even need to elaborate does he...]
Edited (wow brain just leave out entire words cool) 2012-11-01 20:37 (UTC)
bloodsugar: (♬ (unsure)...)

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[they've always been good at failing. a lot.

together OR apart it doesn't really matter huh......
]

No, I guess you're right about that. But... what kind of attention would you want, exactly, if you had it your way? Considering the possibilities...
bloodsugar: (♬ miss astha's boobs are perky~!)

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
['all the time' yes this sounds incredibly accurate...]

That small? Kind of like you, right? Soo~o small and cute...

[you know he's going to try and pinch her cheeks now right

that's a thing happening right now...
]
bloodsugar: (♬ GASP! SHOCK! HORROR!!)

you have no idea how much i missed YOU ooo

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[--OW OW OW hold please, he needs to clutch it and hop on one foot, teary-eyed.]

SETH!! Haven't you learned anything in your old age about the damage of excessive violence?! [...yeah, small and old

that's you Seth

small and old...
]
bloodsugar: (♬ DENIAL.)

/cradles the darling steph

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[NO DON'T HIT HIM AGAIN he clearly never deserves to be hit, g-- geez!! don't you know he's absolutely the most loving and wonderful brother ever?!]

--Taunting? Would I do such a terrible thing as that...?
bloodsugar: (♬ what.)

/pinches those widdle cheeks... /PINCHES...

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[no that never happened... just what are you talking about, crazy girl...]

Seth! Do I need to add senility to the list...? A-ah. The afflictions of my poor dearest baby sister... Life is so cruel to one with cherubic little cheeks like hers, isn't it--?
bloodsugar: (♬ PERSONAL SPACE?)

/squishes!!! nonsense, I see through you, silly....

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[can he blame his evil twin?

tmw that's a legit rationalization for things...
]

It isn't grey, it's a most dignified and handsome silver Seth we've been over this before!! [he's whining...]
bloodsugar: (♬ DRAMATIC DECLARATION.)

i'm simply magic that way p_o

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[YES FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE ARE FIVE FOREVER THANK YOU.]

...What?! Are you trying to suggest I'm old enough to accept gray hair?! Do I look like an old geezer to you--!?
bloodsugar: (♬ pouting is attractive)

indeed. the magical makosaurus rex...

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not by THAT much!! Aren't you insulting yourself with this kind of reasoning or something?! Sh-- sheesh...
bloodsugar: (♬ no.)

i am the SHINIEST... so come forth and ride your makosaurus chariot into the horizon...

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in perfect shape, thank you!! And are you insulting the cassock--? I think that's something to take up with the Vatican, you know?

FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S SILVER, SETH. SILVER. CAN'T YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN COLORS?!
bloodsugar: (♬ can see your underwear from here.)

there is no better sunset in the world, is there? *^*

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-02 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[how does he know? you seem SENILE in your OLD AGE, SETH. maybe your hearing is going too or something, right? RIGHT.]

Are you sure you don't need glasses...? You can borrow mine if you like! Maybe you're simply not seeing my hair for its glorious, pigment-free state of being as God intended! That might explain your frequently irritating misconception~!

[...there is nothing wrong with any establishment that lets him stuff himself with sugar, okay. nothing.]
bloodsugar: (♬ DRAMATIC DECLARATION.)

o-oh i'm glad you agree... *^*

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
SETH! My delicate and fragile constitution can't take much more of your callous abuse--!

[oh god no not the shoes... ANYTHING BUT THE SHOES!!]
bloodsugar: (♬ I CAN'T SWIM!!!!.)

alksjdlkjadf STEPH /starry eyes...

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OLD AGE!! Why are you so quick to utterly demolish my spirit, Seth?! How cruel can my beloved little midget sister be?!

[NO NONE OF THOSE THI-- oh wait tea does sound good...]
bloodsugar: (✧ well according to this...)

oh good, as there's far too many far too quickly at this rate... /swoons into

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[he bets there is some pretty badass tea in the Empire... though Sister Kate's is definitely nothing to sneeze at. can't he just have tea from like

everywhere forever

come on Seth you can afford to spoil him sheesh...
]

Living? Um-- yes, but that should go without saying, right?

[you're about to hit him

aren't you
]
bloodsugar: (♬ GASP! SHOCK! HORROR!!)

SO MANY I MIGHT EXPLODE AAAH see what happens when we don't rp for an eternity...

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[you know how it is, Seth... a sinner's life etc etc HARD KNOCKS

OH GOD WHAT HE WAS LYING ABOUT THE LIVING THING HAHA let's not get depressing here
]

--S-- SETH!! [yes that was an awkward squawk of pain and he's cringing to cower like a small child against a lion. NO NOT THE SHOE--]
bloodsugar: (♬ no thanks!!!!)

/curls into a pile of derp with...

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god. he can feel his life flashing before his eyes....

...it's strange, then. that all he sees is various women hitting him and the sensation of varying amounts of terrifying pain...
]

Y-- you wouldn't hurt your big brother, would you--? I mean-- weren't we just talking about my delicate constitution? What if you break me, Seth--?!
bloodsugar: (♬ what.)

lord knows there's enough of it here amirite

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[...wow he walked right into this, didn't he.

he's looking a little like a deer in headlights, mouth working in futility a few times, before he seems to realize he's finally reached the fated day.

the day upon which it was inevitable he would see his end... at his sister's hands. ah... how bittersweet it was...
]
bloodsugar: (✞ embrace.)

1/2

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[--ah.

...
]
bloodsugar: (♥ your tears haven't run dry.)

2/2 i don't know but i blame you. ...somehow.

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[there isn't much that can take him for surprise that way, so-- well played, little sister.

Abel's relaxing a bit, setting his hand hesitantly on her head, and then with less reluctance, the other around her shoulders.
]

...It's good to see you, Seth.
bloodsugar: (☼ saved by grace.)

/does so forever :E

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. It was like that from the start, hm?

[damnit, Seth. stop doing that to him...]

I wonder what else you asked for, if I was part of it...
bloodsugar: (☼ the saddened smile.)

mwahahahaaaa... /strokes evil mustache

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You'd like Sister Kate's tea, Seth.

[seems like such a trivial thing, but... isn't all of this?]

It's a shame I won't have the chance to have you taste it. [he doesn't much care about new shoes ahem, and... 'time with my loved ones?' he's a little surprised he still fits the bill.]
bloodsugar: (☼ a gentle smile.)

/pokes with a stick curiously

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
The tea-seller could make a cameo, one day. I think Esther would be happy to see her, actually...

[haha. Seth parading around the Vatican for tea -- now that would be the day.

...what, nearly destroying the world together and then ditching you to deal with the aftermath alone wasn't enough? Seth. you're too good to him.
]
bloodsugar: (✰ maybe she's a fairy...)

oh is it still alive? /pokes some more to find out

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-11-04 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
You know I can't answer that.

[it's so far over his head it's laughable, really... herp.

:( SETH, you deserve better okay...
]

But... I know you're crafty. If you want something bad enough, you'll do what it takes to get it.