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[failedhorribly]

Andraste's heaving bosom, woman. You've left me alone so long, I think I've started to fossilize. And I'm really not entirely certain if I should be honoured or offended that what inspired you to pull me out of your bag of tricks again was an old post pretending to be my brother.

On the one hand, it really was hilarious. On the other, I think this means I owe dear Carver something. And he's always so loud when that happens.

Then again, he's loud all the time. I don't suppose it makes a difference, in the end. [A grin]

Anyway, this whole nostalgia thing is a little old, don't you think? I had my turn, you had yours, now we all turn around and go and do something useful and productive with our lives like try and stop Anders from blowing up another Chantry, yes? Sound like a plan?

[A sigh] I didn't think so. But if the countryside starts going up in flames, we know who to blame. [...her]

Comments

[hawkeward]

I'd go for honored, personally. That post was a thing of beauty, after all; just remembering it is bringing a tear to my eye.

[failedhorribly]

It really was one of the more impressive milestones when it comes to 'how to ruin Carver's life', wasn't it?

[likeabas]

A post poking fun at our dearest brother and I missed out?

I'm not sure I can handle the disappointment.

[failedhorribly]

I'm sure we can think of some way to make it up to you. It's not like we're really hurting for Carvers to...joke with these days, after all.

[angryblade]

An equal measure of blame to distribute, I'm sure.

[failedhorribly]

You wound me, Fenris!

[bespelled]

Why would the countryside go up in flame?

[failedhorribly]

It's a...bad habit of mine, you might say. Entirely unintentional, really.

[bespelled]

Are you cursed too?

[failedhorribly]

[A brief pause, and then she laughs] You could say that.

[bespelled]

I don't see why that would be funny.

[failedhorribly]

It's one of those 'you almost have to have been there' things.

[bespelled]

I...see.

I hope you can avoid setting anything on fire.

[hawkwardmoment]

Oh... that post was a masterpiece. I'm not certain we can outdo ourselves after that... although maybe it would be a good challenge. What do you think?

[failedhorribly]

Well. I do believe that if anyone could manage it, we could.

[biancayouminx]

Never discount the value of nostalgia, Hawke. You can sell a lot of books for nostalgia's sake.