On doing very little this week

[gandere]

Mun, mun, mun. You're really slacking off compared to last year. Don't you remember all of the cruel things you had me do during this holiday? Not that I remember any of that mess. I just thought I'd inquire as to why I'm getting it so easy. Sure I could talk to my future self in that crazy facility or force Archer to dress up as a french maid--[ She's so tempted to do it. ]--but this year we're just taking it easy.

Hey. [ A sudden leer. ] You're not doing this because you're busy with other characters, are you?

At least write up another open invitation for those in the city to see me showing off. Come on. That would be a lot of fun. I might even be able to keep that idiot from getting into too much trouble. [ Ufufu. ] Imagine Archer owing me one. It'll be worth it!

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[riastrad_ridire]

Ain't hard to imagine, where you got him wrapped around your finger half the time.

[gandere]

I'm fairly talented when it comes to that, aren't I?

[ Flashing him a grin. ] Hey Lancer, it's been a while since I've made you do anything embarrassing. How about we work on changing that?

[riastrad_ridire]

What the hell, why're you turnin' on me instead of Archer all of a sudden?

[gandere]

[ Because unlike Archer, Lancer provides far more entertaining responses. ]

I wonder, I wonder. It could be because you were the first to leap up to me like an over-eager little puppy.

[outstanding]

Maybe you should appreciate these calm times...

[ The voice of reason, you are free to ignore her. ]

[gandere]

There's nothing calm about it. She's being lazy and I'm being demoted to second place again.

[ Hmph. ] Not that such a role bothers you, but it bothers me. So I'm allowed to complain about it, aren't I?

[outstanding]

[ Rin... ]

I guess you do take everything as a challenge, onee Tohsaka-san.

[withthisherringseal]

...That's a first. Someone wanting trouble?

[Blink blink.]

[gandere]

[ Someone's unfamiliar with the name Rin Tohsaka. ]

I don't necessarily want trouble, but it's unfair that I'm the one that's pushed to the side. Forgotten. It's unfair really.

[withthisherringseal]

[He only knows about that big dragon thingy. Sorry, Rin.]

Understandable.

Though won't they twist that request of yours into something worse?

[eighteen_winters]

Archer in a maid costume? I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't like to see that.

[gandere]

[ Hold it, only Rin can see his legs just as he can only see her's. It's the unspoken law of Master and Servant contracts. ]

Wha-? Why would you want to see something that gross?

[eighteen_winters]

It's out of character and kind of funny, that's why.

But, honestly, I'd much rather dress Shirou in something silly and embaressing.

[prolixity]

Mind your words, Rin, lest the casual observer mistake them for a kind of masochistic leaning. While I feel it would hardly constitute a "misunderstanding" in the strictest sense of the word, the rate at which gossip spreads is a truly terrifying thing.

[tl;dr "quit griping"]

[gandere]

[ Well, now she has to argue due to the fact it's him. ]

Gossip? And here I thought you to be above that sort of childish banter. I suppose you would be first in line to fan the fires, right?

[prolixity]

How absurd. One of the truly "joyous" effects of the legal contract that places you under my care is how word-of-mouth regarding your doings, makes it's way to me. Why, just the last year alone I've made attempts to disperse so many "fires" it's making my head spin.

[Kotomine fact #148: the only fires he cares about are literal ones that engulf half of Fuyuki.]

[de_bel_survivor]

[Why are you bringing him over--Oh. You're just happen to be doing his tags at the moment and see this?]

You actually want the usual Halloween trouble?

[gandere]

[ Rin will take all tags including pity ones. ]

Yes. I think it'd be fun to be stuck in a costume and show off a bit.

[ Erk! ] Don't let anyone hear that though.

[de_bel_survivor]

[All the tags, huh?]

Nah, I won't tell anyone. But you better hope you're stuck in a good costume.

[Last year gave him a tiger one, which pleased him.]

[bestintheworld]

I don’t even know why I’m doing this but I sense a bit of jealousy coming from you. You’re jealous because your mun decided to spend a little bit of time with the BEST IN THE WORLD on Sunday, right? Don’t be jealous, though. After hearing that I’ve been holding a title for 345 days, you’ll want to spend some time with me.. What’s your name again?

[ Equipped with the usual shit-eating grin, he offers his hand. ] I dig crazy chicks, too. Are you crazy? Also..who the fuck is Archer and why do you want to force him to dress up as a French maid?

oh ,my god i cna't beleivieloy ouk

[gandere]

Who are you again?

[ He was NOTHING in 2004 alright. ] Well, come on. You insist that you're the best in the world, but I've never heard of you before.

Ughhh and don't call me crazy. That's in poor taste.

yup, best in the world

[bestintheworld]

Oh, that's cute. You're going to pretend that you don't know who I am. I AM the WWE Champion and you will respect me! I'm on the cover of magazines, video games AND your mun retweets me on Twitter all the time. After such blatant disrespect on Sunday, you WILL respect me.

[theshape]

Oh look, a strong female character. Micheal HATES those. So guess what, Rin? You are getting stalked in the shadows by a unstoppble manaic who intends to stab you to bloody death. Can you feel something creeping up behind you?

[answerer_sword]

...Perhaps you should enjoy the vacation.

[puppy_lancer]

Hold on, my mun has a very good way of describing this. It's called "You jelly?"