voice... test?? eventually going to tushanshu maybe?

[rightmarv]

Look, I realize you're all excited, but there are some things we need to talk about. Like maybe you should actually read the rest of the stuff I'm in, instead of the wikipedia articles. While you're at it, you might as well read up on my universe, because let's face it, you have a lot of homework to do. And the chair thing? You need to let that go. Nobody is ever going to draw a sensible wheelchair in a comic in your lifetime.

P.S. The username? Not that funny, if that was what you were going for.

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[wholenewstory]

Mine is...excited, too.

[rightmarv]

Oh. We'll see if mine doesn't chicken out at the last second, I guess.

[wholenewstory]

Just have to - encourage them.

[rightmarv]

I think they're just worried about not knowing our universe very well.

[bodilesswarrior]

Hey, I've had a few good chairs. In twenty years.

[mutter grumble] You'd think they'd at least remember about the handles...

[rightmarv]

Or that they'd realize that a hospital style chair would give someone with a spinal cord injury really bad pressure sores.

No handles should be the bare minimum of mandatory wheelchair design training for artists.

[bodilesswarrior]

I cringe just looking at some of those things.

...I hope they have a decent selection, where you're going. Takes ages to build one from scratch.

[rightmarv]

Supposedly you wash up on a beach or something, and I have no idea if my chair would wash up too. Most embarrassing case scenario, I get carried around until I can find something with wheels on it.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Who would the wrong Marv be?

[rightmarv]

Any Marv that isn't my brother, I guess. But it's like right-comma-Marv, not the correct Marvin-- why am I even explaining this?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Because I asked?

[demon_brat]

... oh, good. Finally somebody to have the time to top that stupid Stark guy's networking.

[rightmarv]

Because I don't have anything better to do than build you some kind of social networking program, right?

[actually, that sounds kind of fun.]

[demon_brat]

So you would feel better using either a network that is possibly under the observation of whoever stuck you on the turtleback, or one designed by a rich playboy who thinks he's god's gift to humanity?

[rightmarv]

Being a rich playboy doesn't automatically make him a bad programmer, you know.

[demon_brat]

No. But if it makes him a good programmer, that means anything put across his network is compromised.

[rightmarv]

...I might be able to whip something up. If I have time.

[demon_brat]

I thought you might see it my way.

[rightmarv]

But don't think I'm just going to code you something every time you ask, all right?

[demon_brat]

*staaaare.*

Have I ever asked?

[herewego]

Advice for your mun? Skip Teen Titans #62. To this day, mine can find it as a backissue for a recent price at his comics store and still won't buy it.

[rightmarv]

Thanks for the tip. We might try to dig it up online, if it's really that expensive.

[herewego]

No problem. Gotta do my best to help out a member of Team Batgirl, am I right?

[rightmarv]

Yeah. Team Batgirl, always.

[herewego]

Yep! Or in this case, if you do end up going, Team Batgirl and the Teen Titans vs. The wicked horrors of tushanshu!

Still a work in progress, but I don't think Chamber of Secrets fits.

[rightmarv]

I don't know, wicked horrors might be pushing it. It's not exactly one of the places with the... the sex collars.

[herewego]

Hmm...you're right.

The dazzling denizens of tushanshu!?

nooo i missed this am I too late

[controlledvariable]

Trust you to think Wikipedia isn't a useful source of information.

never ever too late

[rightmarv]

It's not entirely useless, but often inaccurate.

yes good

[controlledvariable]

You're often inaccurate.

[WOW STEPH. A+ on the witty banter]

[rightmarv]

Really? You're going with "you're often inaccurate?"

[controlledvariable]

It was that or "so's your face", I think I picked the better option.

[a beat] It's been a long month, cut me some slack.

[rightmarv]

Are you holding up okay? Or should I just not ask.

[controlledvariable]

You can ask. Things are just - you know - I kind of waltz in and manage to make a mess of everything.

[See: Bruce and Steve fighting about her. Everything with Brandon and Tommy.]

But I'm fine.

[rightmarv]

[steph, your life choices.]

Okay.

--Be careful. You never know what could be dangerous. Don't let your guard down.

[controlledvariable]

Hey, I'm the poster girl for being careful. [wait she means the opposite of that] Clearly you just gotta come to the turtle so you can judge me and keep me in line.