??? hollyheights, maybe... (probably not) also re: discedo

[osman]

Well, gee, if it ain't been fuckin' forever an' a day. Thought ya were gonna lemme rot in there, forcin' me to watch as ya make a complete fool outta my future self! 'Check yerself before ya wreck yerself', an' all that. Congrats on makin' me ahead 'a my times.

An' what's this 'bout shovin' me inna 'nother place I'm CLEARLY not suited to? What's this shit 'bout bein' intimidated by some nanny haven for strictly boring activities? 'S the people in it? Okay. Lessee, we got that Spaniard bastard, Roma, Polonya, the southern brat, a buncha other assholes I don' recognize...

Ehhhhh, nope. Not seein' it!

[ i cry. ]

No, no ya don' cry, ya goddamn pansy. Ya don' have time for that; we got work to do!

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[rakia]

[ Just.

Staring.

Possibly in horror. Possibly judging you. Lots of possibilities here. ]

[osman]

[ touches gently ]

Helloooooooooooooo.

[edes_virag]

Ugh I hope you go, like, nowhere. Nowhere needs you, of all Nations there.

[osman]

Ya better believe I'm goin' places, sevgili. I got places to see, shit to topple, lands to own, laws to enact.

[it started out relatively normal, at least...]

I can't afford to sit on my ass all day, unlike some 'a us 'round here. Ya catch my drift?

[song_princess]

.... Future self, my lord Turkey?

[osman]

'Spoilers', my dear.

[but 'lord'. hmmm.]

Y'know what? I like ya already.

[pheasantries]

You shouldn't go makin' your mun cry, you know. The poor dear might reconsider lettin' you out again-- and anything's better than bein' stuck around in the same place all the time, don'tcha think?

[osman]

Shhhhhh, nooo. She's jus' sensitive, all it takes is some good ol' fashioned conditionin' an' she'll be used to it in no time!

But: point. I'll enact some ten-point plan or somethin'; change don' happen overnight, after all.

[eyeforaneye]

That outfit is too flashy.

[osman]

Says the guy wearin' an ugly purple thing 'round his waist, stuuuuuupid hair, an' his chest hanging' out all like that.

Youth!

[slushfund]

Niiiice hat, Jafar. Someone got a little too into Halloween this year, kekeke!

[osman]

What the fuck does any 'a that mean?

[lusitania]

Domestication sounds like a pleasant enough idea for you. Perhaps someone could teach you some manners, while you're at it.

[osman]

'Domestication' sounds boring as shit an' therefore not worth my time. Plus! That's a subjective thing; yer fightin' a losin' battle already!

[ashesofsnow]

Are you that afraid of commitment?

[osman]

'Afraid 'a commitment', huh? [well that's. one way to put it.] That's pretty bold!

But nahhhhh, more like no one likes bein' stuck in a place with nothin' to do. I'm more a man 'a action, myself.

[jipangu]

...It's good to see you, Turkey-san.

[ no hello's? But one must always be polite when greeting someone. ]

I am not sure if you'd like it where I am, but I hope your mun may find a game for you suitable to your tastes.

...Are you well despite that?

[osman]

[he doesn't really know japan well from this point yet, but he can play along with it--] You, too!

Before that, though. Ya should tell me why yer unsure.

yes come to us...

[romanum]

So you know me? It's to be expected! [laughing and being oh so jolly. last time he saw turkey was much smaller.]

n-no i am unworthy

[osman]

[...] Eh, whaaaaat? Don'cha recognize me?

[MAYDAY. COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED...]

[masr]

[ ... :|

excuse him while he linefaces really hard at you. ]

[osman]

[BEAMS AT.





WITH THIS FACE, I GUESS.]

[pasodoble]

"Spaniard bastard?"

[pasodoble]

( NOT SURE IF HE SHOULD BE OFFENDED OR NOT )

[asure]

--Yep, still look as good as I remember.

[osman]

[--!!]

Future me?!

[cypriot]

[comes here...

then backs away...

far far away. you saw nothing.]

[osman]

[nope, nope.


LOOMS.]

'Eyyyy, what's the hurry?!