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Belle (
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06:17 pm
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I'm sorry, I just don't understand.
Why are you calling me that rude name? And who's the determined-looking bear in that portrait? Why is he wearing clothes?
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thebetterto
2012-10-30 10:38 pm (UTC)
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Huh, that is pretty rude.
And is it a... lion-bear-wolverine thing?
[Ruby tilts her head at the picture.]
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 12:39 am (UTC)
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I'm not sure! Or why it's so rude.
Is that an...
American
thing? Profane animals in clothing?
[The word is obviously foreign on her tongue]
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thebetterto
2012-10-31 12:46 am (UTC)
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Not so much profane ones. I think we usually have cute ones. You know, the kind in cereal commercials and Saturday morning cartoons.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 01:16 am (UTC)
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[Nope, not getting half of those words.]
Oh. Yes, of course. Those ones.
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thebetterto
2012-10-31 01:30 am (UTC)
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Anyway, I wouldn't worry too much. It's probably some weird inside joke.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:20 am (UTC)
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Ah, that would make some sense.
You don't hear too many jokes in an asylum.
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thebetterto
2012-10-31 06:03 am (UTC)
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[Ruby winces, but nods.]
Yeah, guess not.
[And now trying to lighten the mood...]
But hey, you know what else they don't have in an asylum? Pancakes. Can I get you a stack?
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 02:39 pm (UTC)
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What other things do you put that syrup on?
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thebetterto
2012-10-31 06:50 pm (UTC)
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Oh, lots of things! There's waffles, French toast, crepes, umm... well, maple syrup on bacon is a favorite of mine. Might be good on potato pancakes too, though I've never tried it.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-11-02 02:47 am (UTC)
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There are potato pancakes too?
[She's a little overwhelmed.]
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thebetterto
2012-11-02 03:30 am (UTC)
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Sure are! Do you want some so you can try your grand maple syrup experiment?
[She tilts her head to the side, thinking.]
And, you know, there are other flavors of syrup besides maple. There's blueberry, strawberry, blackberry, raspberry, praline.
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theboywiththebook
2012-10-30 10:50 pm (UTC)
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Why would someone give you a name like that...?
[Clearly, he's too young for the internet.]
And that's the Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast Movie.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 12:41 am (UTC)
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Beauty and the Beast?
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-30 10:59 pm (UTC)
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I'm certain if it had been less crude, your mundane wouldn't have found it funny enough to consider.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 12:43 am (UTC)
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There's a difference between laughing and being laughed
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 01:59 am (UTC)
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The joke is less at your expense than mine, my dear.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:21 am (UTC)
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I'm afraid I missed it.
This isn't a result of you turning someone into a talking animal, is it?
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 03:23 am (UTC)
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Not precisely.
The animal in question is meant to be...well, me.
/metas it all up in here
bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:27 am (UTC)
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What? That's ridiculous!
You don't look a thing like a--bear. Lion? Well, nothing like that beast, anyway.
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 03:51 am (UTC)
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I think their point was made, regardless.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 04:50 am (UTC)
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Does that make me the--you know?
[She is all :| up in this here post]
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 05:56 am (UTC)
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Not for a moment. I can think of many more deserving of that particular title.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 02:42 pm (UTC)
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Well, I hope you haven't done anything too terrible to any of them.
[nag nag nag]
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 02:53 pm (UTC)
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Fear not. I've left them to their own devices.
In my experience, bad things tend to happen to bad people.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:44 pm (UTC)
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Bad things happen to good people too.
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 03:47 pm (UTC)
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...that they do.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:55 pm (UTC)
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Maybe it's the universe's method of magic.
Karma, I think Red called it?
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thepriceofgold
2012-10-31 03:58 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I think the universe is a little more unfair than that. Likely for the best. Imagine if everyone got exactly what they deserved.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-11-02 02:48 am (UTC)
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I suppose both of us would be in different situations.
[You know. Because you're kind of a horrible person and all.]
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thepriceofgold
2012-11-02 02:54 am (UTC)
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[ He knows. ]
Not just the two of us, I imagine.
Regina would be a little worse for wear, as well.
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lucency
2012-10-30 11:22 pm (UTC)
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I - [
wow.
] I think it might be Rumple. In some other - form, or world, or -
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so there's that.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 12:48 am (UTC)
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[Pause.]
I'm sorry, who are you?
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lucency
2012-10-31 12:56 am (UTC)
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[
yeah, this whole thing's pretty awkward, isn't it.
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You,
I suppose you could say.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 01:22 am (UTC)
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Is this a magic thing?
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lucency
2012-10-31 02:23 am (UTC)
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I don't think so. Apparently, this happens often. I can't say it's happened to
me
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:23 am (UTC)
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[She doesn't seem entirely convinced magic is not involved here.]
Well. I supposed if you--if I?--say so.
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athousandfaces
2012-10-31 02:00 am (UTC)
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Well, at least he knows what makes a fine gift for a young lady.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:23 am (UTC)
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Oh, yes! Books are the most wonderful gift!
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athousandfaces
2012-10-31 03:46 pm (UTC)
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There are few words wiser. What do you like to read, then? I find that tells a lot about a person.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:56 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I love adventure stories!
Far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, princes in disguise!
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athousandfaces
2012-10-31 06:18 pm (UTC)
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Ah, a dreamer. Those were my favorite kinds of stories, too, when I was young, and I'll always be fond of them. Such a long time ago!
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noonerpslikegaston
2012-10-31 02:35 pm (UTC)
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Belle! I'll save you!
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 02:43 pm (UTC)
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Gaston! I don't need to be saved.
I'm an independent woman.
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noonerpslikegaston
2012-10-31 02:43 pm (UTC)
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Belle, Belle, Belle. How many times have we been over this?
You don't
have
to be!
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:46 pm (UTC)
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Gaston, I'm flattered. Really! But I need to be going now.
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noonerpslikegaston
2012-10-31 03:48 pm (UTC)
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Now don't be silly. You can't imagine I'd let you go out alone where people can call you names?
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-10-31 03:57 pm (UTC)
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Well, we can't all have songs with endless refrains written about us.
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noonerpslikegaston
2012-10-31 04:02 pm (UTC)
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[SIGH]
No. We can't.
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bitcheslovelibraries
2012-11-02 02:49 am (UTC)
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You know, I'm sure there are plenty of other damsels in need of rescuing.
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And is it a... lion-bear-wolverine thing?
[Ruby tilts her head at the picture.]
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Is that an...American thing? Profane animals in clothing? [The word is obviously foreign on her tongue]
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Oh. Yes, of course. Those ones.
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You don't hear too many jokes in an asylum.
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Yeah, guess not.
[And now trying to lighten the mood...]
But hey, you know what else they don't have in an asylum? Pancakes. Can I get you a stack?
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[She tilts her head to the side, thinking.]
And, you know, there are other flavors of syrup besides maple. There's blueberry, strawberry, blackberry, raspberry, praline.
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[Clearly, he's too young for the internet.]
And that's the Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast Movie.
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This isn't a result of you turning someone into a talking animal, is it?
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The animal in question is meant to be...well, me.
/metas it all up in here
You don't look a thing like a--bear. Lion? Well, nothing like that beast, anyway.
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In my experience, bad things tend to happen to bad people.
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Karma, I think Red called it?
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Not just the two of us, I imagine.
Regina would be a little worse for wear, as well.
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[so there's that.]
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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You, I suppose you could say.
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Well. I supposed if you--if I?--say so.
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Far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, princes in disguise!
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I'm an independent woman.
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You don't have to be!
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No. We can't.
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