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[deutschlandlied]

Fräulein, you know, I'm not sure why you bothered creating me recently. Was it your nostalgia for this medium or your love for historical research? Either way, I'm still not entirely sure why you chose me specifically. The world is full of fascinating countries and old empires...

I'm not in the position to argue though. Though I suppose you have long term plans for me which are carefully constructed and strategic, right?


...


[sigh]


I suppose not everyone can be a planner. It would certainly help though!

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[jipangu]

Hello, Germany-san. It's nice to see you here, regardless of the reason.

Perhaps your mun simply likes you for as you are?

It also might help if you can take a look at games that might suit your mun's interests.

[deutschlandlied]

Aah, a voice of reason. It's nice to see you too, Japan! How are you?

I know they are considering a few. Amat...something... the name escapes me. There are a few others as well.

[jipangu]

[ at hearing that, he startles just slightly ]

...You have my sympathies. But, if your mun does decide on that game, I will do my best to... help, Germany-san.

[ he prefers not to, of course, but he wouldn't want anything bad to happen to a friend like Germany. Like death from collar. ]

I've been somewhat well - I do not quite care for the game I was placed in, myself, but Sweden-san, Finland-san, and Norway-san have been assisting me here, for which I am grateful.

[deutschlandlied]

Of course! I'd do my best to help you as well. I appreciate the concern.

[ absolutely clueless, but he appreciates the offer regardless. the small startle does cause him to raise suspicion though ]

...Is there something I should know?

[jipangu]

[ Japan reluctantly gives a small nod in response. ]

...Certain requirements are necessary in order to survive here, but as long as you meet those requirements you will most likely be fine.

[deutschlandlied]

It...couldn't be anything too demanding, could it?

[jipangu]

It's not really - demanding, depending on one's personal preferences, but...

[ he can barely get it out ]

...Intercourse. At least once every two weeks.

[deutschlandlied]

[ he knows it's best to not raise his voice around Japan, but he can't help it right now ]

WHAT!? who on earth would require that? A....a-are you ok?

[jipangu]

[ and of course Japan loses his composure at Germany's raised voice and jumps slightly ]

-- A goddess, supposedly...

[ just like that, however, he regains composure quickly ]

I've heard her name is Atia, though I have yet to learn more about her myself, including what she looks like.

...I'm okay, for now. I've been very fortunate, though I personally prefer not to do... that until it's absolutely necessary.

[deutschlandlied]

A goddess?

[ he seems skeptical. he's not as superstitious- and his assumptions are already drawn at "deranged and depraved maniac with the right technology" ]

Still, I'm very sorry. _{...I-I suppose I'd... appreciate the help if I'm ever misfortunate enough to be brought there.}

[jipangu]

Hai, supposedly. Apparently part of the island's name was derived from hers, as well.

[ he nods at what Germany says next ]

Normally I would not offer outright, but because it is Germany-san... I would not want anything bad to happen to you.

[ it's hard for him to even admit to that, but he feels it's necessary to explain ]

[deutschlandlied]

You're too kind.

[ there is absolutely no eye contact right now, he can't bring himself to do it at the moment ]

I still consider you my ally, and you continue to prove yourself as a worthy one. Thank you.

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

Tch, planning, y'know West, some people are too awesome for that. Also, your mun almost has decent tastes, you're no me but you're not half bad.

[Yeah, that was an almost compliment, take what you can, bruderlein.]

[deutschlandlied]

Hallo bruder...

[ he sighs, stretching his back slightly. If you weren't Prussia, he'd be less forgiving ]

Planning benefits me, in the least. And my mun has awful tastes, but we agree to disagree.

replying from phone, I apologize for shitty icons XD

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

Well, I mean she doesn't have great taste, but you can work on that. [Sharp grin. Don't mind the Prussian invanding your personal space now.] Anyway, what's she got planned for you? Anything interesting?

[He's curious because he's bored damnit. And a bored Prussia is never a good thing.]

It's cool! I know the feel c:

[deutschlandlied]

She's....applying me to amat.....

[ he doesn't really step back, he's used to Prussia being one to break personal bubbles ]

So obnoxious sometimes. /sigh [1/3]

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

[It's because everyone wants him in their personal bubble, don't lie.]

She's applying you to--

[Wait a second...

He knows that name.

He's heard--]

[2/3]

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

[Amat is a-- yeah it totally is--

German is going to a sex game?]

[3/3]

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

[Mein. GOTT. This is priceless.

Yup, just gonna die of laughter here while hanging off your shoulder. Hope you don't mind, bruderlien.]

Re: [3/3]

[deutschlandlied]

Ju-

...

Sh-sh-

[ he sputters, his shoulders stiffening and his general posture becoming more frigid while his face flushes nervously ]

SHUT UP!

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

[He's not going to stop, West. Seriously.

You're going to a sex game. You. Mister blush-at-casual-touches.

It's perfect and hilarious and he really can't help himself.

....

Okay, maybe he tries a little bit to stifle the laughter. Only a little bit. And he'll deny it, damnit]

B-but-- Gott West, Amat? I like your mun, I really do. She's not boring at all.

[deutschlandlied]

Not boring...but horrible.

[ He grits his teeth and gives him a gentle shove ]

Anyways, this is none of your business.

[ Or at least business he'd rather not have him hear about ]

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

[Prussia just waves a hand flippantly at that and moves with Germany's shove..] Horrible is still better than boring, right? Right. And not my business? I'm your big brother! Totally my business.

[Awww, c'mon, West, just think! Perfect excuse to get over your hang ups!

For a moment it almost seems as if Prussia is going to calm down.

Then a wicked grin spreads across his face.] So, is your little friend Italy gonna be there~?

[deutschlandlied]

[ It was easy to round the first part of his conversation off his shoulders, but at the mention of Italy he bristles again ]

No. He is not. What are you implying?

[kennt_ihr_meine_farben]

[What, like you expected Prussia to not say it? Pfffft.

Prussia grins innocently and shrugs.] Me? Implying something? Not implying a thing, bruderlein.