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[agodintheopen]

Oh, mundane, don't act so surprised. You and I both knew you wouldn't be able to ignore me for very long. A shame to see London in such a state, though I'll relish the opportunity to brighten the place up again. Those poor mortals must be so depressed without a god to worship.

Comments

[london_goth]

You are sort of hard to ignore....

[agodintheopen]

Flattery will get you everywhere, Jesse.

[london_goth]

[It might be the leather pants she finds hard to ignore. Jury's still out on that decision]

What's happened to London?

[Just gonna ignore that flirtation and move riiight back into nosy librarian mode]

[agodintheopen]

Human nature happened.

[ Well, that's awfully ominous. ]

[breakablegirl]

[EYEBROW RAISE OF SKEPTICALNESS.] You think you're a god?

[agodintheopen]

Legions of adoring fans... more money than I know what to do with it... immortality... you act as if I have not earned it.

[breakablegirl]

To me it just sounds like you got famous. [She has no idea who you are, Lestat.] You're immortal? How?

[agodintheopen]

The pale skin? The unnatural beauty? The fangs? Oh, you poor, poor mortal.

[breakablegirl]

[Oh she gets it now.] Beauty? Sorry, guess I got left behind during the vampire fangirl phase.

And I'm not mortal. Technically.

[agodintheopen]

Then what are you?

[notevenagirl]

Oh, no. Not you, too. [After this last season and a canon update, Jessica really can't handle the whole 'vampire thinking their a god' thing.

She really liked the sex him.]

[agodintheopen]

You say that is if it doesn't please you.

[ He agrees. Totally and completely agrees. ]

[notevenagirl]

Things've changed.

[agodintheopen]

Oh? Have you found a new toy, Jessica?

[notevenagirl]

Not everything is a game.

[agodintheopen]

You'll have to forgive me, then. Viewing life as a game has worked rather well for me over the centuries. And I've always won.

I digress. What is the matter, mon cher?

[notevenagirl]

Too bad we ain't livin'.

[She sighs.] It's a long story.

[agodintheopen]

Don't be silly, my dear Jessica. I feel more alive now than I ever did as a mortal.

[ Scoff. ] Maybe you haven't heard, but long stories are my forte.

[notevenagirl]

I'm not gunna argue with that.

[She leans back, pursing her lips.] Vampires trying to take over the world through religion.

[agodintheopen]

Then why haven't you come to join me in Exsilium?

Oh? Like me?

[notevenagirl]

I'm already in space Hell.

[She crosses her arms.] Yep.

[agodintheopen]

You poor thing. Do I need to come save you?

[ That just earns her a grin. ]

[notevenagirl]

I just broke into a classified building to get my Maker, who was just turned into Lilith.

[No, she does not.]

[skirtcladgunner]

An immortal being with a god complex? How original~! [Well someone has her snark level up.]

[agodintheopen]

Someone hasn't read my books. I'm entirely justified.

[skirtcladgunner]

No one's justified. [That's her story and she's sticking to it.] Mun's watched one of the movies, though. She wouldn't shut up about some guy named Jonathan Davis the entire time.

[She may or may not be exaggerating, there.]

[agodintheopen]

And who might that be?

[skirtcladgunner]

The lead singer of a band she's been obsessed with since a teenager.