Shipping is NOT serious business! (google Kurumu for canon)

[springwings16]

Mun! For Pete's sake, stop it! Stop shipping me with that Allen Walker guy! NOBODY else likes it (myself included).

I get it. He's hot...and has nice hair...and he's nice....and that body...

...what? I'm a succubus. I ogle. It's what I do.

Anyway, I'm not attracted to him so just quit it already. I think most people get that you have a weird preference. And to put my foot down, I already 'have' a beloved, and his name is...

...

...what do you mean "not going to happen"?

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[eighteen_winters]

Welcome to the secondary love interest with no prospects for a long-term relationship club!

It's a crappy club, but what can you do?

[springwings16]

Wha....Wh--woah, tch--what!?! I do too have a long relationship ahead of me! It just hasn't started yet...I'll get 'em, you'll see. [Whatever.]

What's a little girl like you doing in a club like that, anyway? Don't you still have a few years to go before you can join up or something, shortstack?

[eighteen_winters]

That's because I'm probably older then you are~

[springwings16]

What? *eyes half close* You must be joking. Why don't you go play with your friends somewhere else?

[kingunmaker]

I believe they mean to imply a certain level of... doubt, whether you and your beloved are meant to be, my lady.

[springwings16]

...What? Are you kidding me?

Tsukune and I are destined. Even if it takes me a decade, I'll wait as long as it ta--

...Mun!

Quit it! It was NOT a date!

[kingunmaker]

[Goodness, young love... in a succubus? How quaint~. In his world only the strongest of demons have enough self-awareness to have emotions beyond mindless rage to begin with, but to see a world where monsters not only feel... but feel emotions just as silly as humans? Why, that is just downright delicious.]

Oh rest assured my lady, I do not mean to cast any doubts on the likelyhood of your future prospects with this young gentleman. But the mundanes, oh... it is downright dreadful, how they seek to undermine our confidence at every turn. Turn us into their pliable and willing tools, regardless of our own ambitions.

[springwings16]

[Yeesh....all....that....stiff...talk...] er....y-yeah!

Stupid muns.

...

You're doing it again, mundane. What do you mean "that"--ARGH!

I'll get my studmuffin. You'll see.

[Whatever.]

[kingunmaker]

[Oh Kurumu, you have not even begun to see his stiff talk.]

You have my deepest sympathies, my lady. Please, pay no attention to their wicked words. They may pretend their unique viewpoints into our minds give them knowledge that far outstrips our own, but I am certain that they cannot read what is most important in these matters- our hearts.