mun should probably stop now.

[gothedistance]

Hey, mun, I know you think this is a great idea and all but I'm not-

[Excuse me?]

Don't get me wrong, you do a great job, but I kind of have my own job back home? You know, like, being a hero and all? And Meg's probably wondering where I am and I was supposed to meet Phil and-

[What?]

I know you've seen my movie like two thousand times and I appreciate the fact I'm your favorite "actual" greek hero, whatever that means, but- Oh nevermind. I guess it could be worse.

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[whitescalesbigmouth]

I'm afraid muns don't seem to care about what we wanna do, Whether we have friends and family we should be taking care of or not.

[onebadapple]

Oh now, Hercules, perhaps you'll see Megara here! I'm sure someone will tell her you're here!

[gothedistance]

But I'm a hero!

[gothedistance]

Meg? She's here? But, I saw her back home...

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...And I'm a dragon, but my mun still doesn't really pay any attention to me.

That's how it works around here.

[onebadapple]

Yes, but she comes here every once in a while.

[gothedistance]

Only...but I have to find her. Do you know where she is?

[onebadapple]

I'm afraid she could be anywhere. But you mustn't give up hope.

[makingwaves]

Oh, but muns can be a lot of fun too! They can take you to the most exciting places.

[gothedistance]

Exciting how? Cause I've seen a lot of exciting things, but not all of it was good.

[gothedistance]

I won't! I'm not losing her again, trust me.

[gothedistance]

[. . . ]

A...dragon.

[another pause.]

Are you sure?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Pretty sure.

[She gives a smug little grin.] Things aren't always what they seem right? Or at least that's what my Uncle Gladinus would say.

[makingwaves]

I guess it depends on your mun? There are some pretty scary places they can take you, but...scary doesn't necessarily have to be bad, right?

[gothedistance]

. . .

Usually scary means bad. Most scary I've seen is really bad.

[gothedistance]

I guess not, no. But I've fought dragons and you definitely don't look like any of them that I've seen.

[makingwaves]

But new things can also seem scary at first. It doesn't necessarily mean that they'll stay that way, though.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Well I'd show you only, I get kinda big when I do and I don't really wanna take up any more space than I have to.

...Wait--

[Her face droops a little.] You fought dragons?

Any reason why?

[distressed]

First rule of having a mun. Don't ever say 'it could be worse.'

[wizardeyes]

Ohhhh you're a hero...

You know, you kinda seemed like a cool guy, but the whole 'hero' thing's kinda bumming me out.

[gothedistance]

They were...killing people?

[gothedistance]

Meg!

[obviously the most important thing to mention.]

Oh man am I glad to see you!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

We don't go around killing people.

[gothedistance]

That's true. I guess it just depends on scary. If it's scary because it's new or scary because it's evil.

Not that I'm scared of evil. I'm a hero, I fight that kind of stuff.

[gothedistance]

What's wrong with being a hero?

[gothedistance]

These were!

[wizardeyes]

Heroes screw up my dating life, no offense.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

And are you going to kill me too because *I'm* a dragon?

[makingwaves]

Oh, really?? See, that sounds exciting!

sorry for the late; busy workweekend.

[distressed]

[ That never gets old. ]

I could say the same for you, Wonderboy.

Snagged yourself a mun. I'd congratulate you, but mine's not exactly a prime example.

[gothedistance]

You haven't killed anyone, have you?

don't even worry about it. <3

[gothedistance]

Is something wrong with your mun?

[gothedistance]

Oh, uh. That's not all heroes, though!

yay! color me five kinds of surprised you didn't have a meg tag until me oTL

[distressed]

I guess I shouldn't really be talking; she's left me alone for this long.

But there isn't so much wrong with her than there is so much...not right.

You get the idea.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I'd never kill anyone!

You don't know anything about dragons do you!?

you're just special I guess~ <3

[gothedistance]

I uh...no?

[head scratching time because he's just really confused.]

Have they done anything to you? You're okay, right?

[gothedistance]

Then we have nothing to worry about!

[gothedistance]

Yeah. Yeah. You have a point!

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Anyone ever tell you, you're kind of a bonehead?

yay me ; u;

[distressed]

She has a twisted idea of fun, if that makes it any clearer.

There's a list a mile long, Wonderboy. And guaranteed, you don't want to see it.

[ Hairflip? Hairflip indeed. Her body language continues to try and brush the issue aside. ]

What's your mun planning to do with you, anyways?

[makingwaves]

If you're a hero then there shouldn't be anything you can't handle!

[gothedistance]

I guess. [sheepishly.] I just do what I can, really!

<333

[gothedistance]

But you're okay?

[Stop trying to brush this off, Meg! He's worrying about you.]

Nothing that I know of. I'm mostly just here because she felt like I should have been a long time ago. If that makes any sense?

She mentioned something like 'memes' but I don't know if I liked the sounds of those.