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[ex_bravery157]

You can't make a shield out of Cuccos for me, mun. ( And he sighs, long-suffering but patient. )

I like my own just fine. I promise.

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[lightbow]

What are cuccos?

[itsnouse]

A shield of...cuccos?

[shortpants_knight]

A shield out of...? I've heard heard quite enough about those birds from my mundane to think that maybe I should be glad I never saw them. On the other hand, I can see how they can be helpful too, but, a shield?

[And here he thought his mun was crazy...]

[ex_bravery157]

( It's a beat before he answers her, his eyes grown wide. She resembles his own Zelda to a startling degree. )

They're — white feathered squawking things. With really sharp beaks. ( There's something in his tone that makes it clear that he'd learned that last bit from painful experience. )

[ex_bravery157]

Yeah. I think people from other worlds call them chickens. ( He laughs, sheepish. ) Silly, isn't it?

[ex_bravery157]

They're not all bad. ( He shrugs, a quiet grin on his face. ) If you roast them over the fire, they do taste pretty good...

[itsnouse]

But how would someone do that? And why?

[ex_bravery157]

...well, they don't like to be bothered. They really, really, really don't like to be bothered. ( Even the Hero of Time can't help but shudder at the thought. )

[itsnouse]

Those poor cuccos...

[shortpants_knight]

My mundane is incredibly amused by that reply... and agrees with it...