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Aww, not looking into early retirement?

As if. The only way I'll retire, early or otherwise, there's going to be a tombstone involved. Hopefully many years from now when Allison is old enough to see to herself.

That is really depressing.

[She makes a sour face.]

You can always come torment me whenever you want.

Only to you, Kate. Some of us enjoy our calling without taking it to extremes.

Oh but how tempting that is. I just am betting our definitions of torment aren't the same.

My extremes are very enjoyable and even if I don't get into the one place she's trying to shove me, there's another one already lined up for January.

I believe mine is considering that place for January, though being courted seems to amuse her.

As for your extremes, I don't feel the desire to mention them aloud.

Everyone likes to mention them.

Peter likes to make light jokes about my extremes. Though, I don't think he actually finds humor in them.

I don't find humour in you talking to him. Avenging your death is not something I want to do.

You know, you haven't exactly gotten around to that avenging thing.

Oh. I'm so sorry. Let me pencil that in between saving the town, stopping a kamina, dealing with an alpha pack and stopping your niece from getting knocked up with puppies.

[Her hands go up in defense.]

Hey, you were the one that brought it up. Besides, as long as she still steals condoms, she's going to be puppy free.

You're not as amusing as you think you are.

Oh, I'm downright adorable.

And so humble.

Just a little bit.

My mun says there's a slew of your 'canonmates' over at

thoughtformed. Including your daughter and her boyfriend.

Apparently she thinks having another hunter around is a good idea, but since I can't touch the werewolves, I apparently get to sit around and babysit, instead. Still. Seems to think people would be real excited to see you there.

Can't imagine that pack of teenage wolves really will, but what do I know. I'm just a guy who's hunted monsters all his life.

Yeah. The boyfriend. I'm sure me being here to actually supervise would go over so well. That makes it most tempting, I admit.

Wait, why can't you touch them? You mean so long as they don't do anything harmful, right? Do I even want to touch the comment bout babysitting them?

Oh I'm sure they'd hate it. Especially McCall. That really makes it a positive in my book.

They haven't killed anyone, as far as I can tell, so I'm leaving them alone for now. But I've got my eyes on them. Babysitting goes for the kids who seem to think it's fun to play tag-along with the werewolves.

And my roommate is a kid as well, not of the same batch, but well.

Let's just say I am feeling a bit out-numbered on the age ratio of the people I'm likely to be having to spend my time around.

So you're a hunter, too, right? At least that was the idea I'd been given. The one pulling the strings over here seems to think we'd have some interesting conversations. Personally, I'd advise you to run before your own puppeteer decides to join the fun. This island is a handful. Not that I'd begrudge having someone else around who gets what is going on, on the supernatural side of things.

I would go with yet, or that you know. It's their nature, after all. An animal can only fight their nature so long before it outs.

Of course they think it's fun. Media and stories make it entertaining and pretend like they're not monsters.

Average age is a bit below the drinking age, is it? I could see where that could be nerve wracking.

I am. Family history in it. If you know a bit about hunting and how things aren't the way society paints them, I suspect we could. The one on this side is curious though. Apparently they'd peeked at the island before but hadn't read all the details.

Oh, trust me, I know more than a thing or two. My Dad was teaching me how to hunt all the things that go bump in the night before I reached double digits. Things a hell of a lot more dangerous than werewolves.

I've never really been the watch and wait type, either, but they're just kids. And not like the werewolves I am used to. Still, a lot of that is the mundane behind me, I think. Holding me back just a bit more than I'm used to, and I don't like it.

Someone should really make them understand this isn't some corny sci-fi romance novel. Next thing you know they will be falling for a bloodsucking murderer because they think the vampires might think twice before turning them into a walking mini-bar buffet.

The island itself is a bitch. Freaky shit happens there, apparently one to three times a month. Not to mention there is a dangerous cocktail of creatures living there that none of the population seems to realize is as dangerous as they are. We're talking demons, werewolves, vampires, witches, forest spirits. It's a crazy supernatural gumbo.

I've heard of some though only have a passing acquaintance with most of them. Sounds like our childhood's were a bit alike though.

I can see that. Mine keeps informing me about the ways she expects to stop me, though I don't see the point of putting me anywhere that involves the things I hunt and not letting me do so.

Exactly! How is it that werewolves are romanticized to begin with, nonetheless walking corpses? Never made sense to me.

All of that and your mun has your hands tied as it were? Sounds like it could use more than another hunter or two, and a cut in the population.

I don't like my mundane finds this conversation funny.

Yeah, mine was the same way. Believe me, I am still fighting it. I do not like this whole business of her not letting me do my job. Not to mention I had bigger things to worry about before being dragged to the island of misfit toys.

I guess we would at least never really be bored, but yeah. Tell you what, they force you in here, guarantee I'll be one to buy you a drink. Though, the good bar in town happens to be run by one of those very same walking corpses. Some vampire named Conrad who my mun claims only drinks from blood bags.

Yeah. I've never heard that line before.

It's unfortunate my own mun is finding this whole thing way too amusing for my comfort. But that's about the set of things. Lots of things we should be killing and not a lot of willingness to let us do so. She's worse than my brother used to be about all this in his fluffy hearts phase.

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There's that. Too many places just don't ever calm down and if you're needed as much in your town as I am in mine, I can't imagine it was an easy move.

Blood bags that come from where? Even if they get them from volunteers or the dead, isn't that just lowering the needed supplies? There's never a victimless feeding with those beasts.

I've been warned their entire goal is torment and torture. I'm beginning to believe it.

Hey dad.

My mun wants to point out

thoughtformed too, but I just want to say that the Island is boring and there's nothing to worry about.

Evening, Allison.

Why do I not find that reassuring. I mean, why wouldn't I? You and McCall. Alone. On an island. What doesn't strike you as reassuring in that?

But we're not alone? Jackson, Lydia, and Stiles are there too. All we do is go to school, just like back home.

[We'll leave out the part that Derek's there too. And that other things happen.]

Oh yes, that's reassuring. The kanima, his girlfriend and Stiles.

Yes dad, it's totally Lord of the Flies around here. No adult supervision. Us teenagers are killing each other left and right.

Oh if only I thought part of that was true. [Well, maybe not really.]

The humor doesn't make it less comforting.

[side-eying Dean.]

Your kid's right. There's nothing to hunt on that island.

Why don't I find that all reassuring from someone that can't show the proper respect to even use her name?

I didn't mean any disrespect. I don't really even know her. Seems like a nice girl, though.

[they have....mutual acquaintances?]

Fair enough then. I apologize. She is a nice girl, with rather poor taste in friends though I try and keep that opinion to myself. See how well I'm doing?

McCall's a good kid too, if he's the one you're talking about...

That would be the one I'm speaking of. I'm sure he's perfectly fine... for a werewolf. Call me old fashioned but I was raised that separate species don't cross certain lines.

Guess I wasn't raised the same, 'cause I didn't know there had to be a line.

Of course there does. I wouldn't want my daughter dating a psychopath anymore than I wanted her considering a life with one of them. I'm learning to be flexible but that doesn't make it easy.

....McCall? [He actually laughs.] "Psychopath" isn't the word I'd choose to describe him.

But if you think all weres are psychopaths, then you're no better than the small-minded jackoffs who go around killing innocent supes where I come from. Guess your kind exist in Scott and Derek's world, too.

Given his nature, he's partial to it. There's no guarantee he'll not kill her. Just like...

[He paused, that second name just hitting him.]

Right. Hale's there too. Allison conveniently didn't mention that. Not surprising.

I'm a small-minded jackoff with a code. I don't kill anyone innocent. Surprisingly? I meet very few wolves who are innocent. I can count them on one hand and far as I'm concerned? They begin and end with McCall.

As for what I think all shifters are? I think they are creatures melded with humans and suffering from something that they can not always fully control. Eventually they all seem to snap. At least where I come from.

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uhhh... doing it right this time lmao

I saw nothing.

excellent.

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